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Do you have the authority to make me Lieut. Bloke?

As in, ''that Bloke stood over there'' or ''Who is that Bloke stealing complimentary mints''?

I will also accept Corporal Joke (''that man is a Joke'') and General Pope (head of the catholic church).

blatantly its only generals can give out promotions... are you even enlisted?

Corpsey wrote:Corporal

oh wow, that could go far with your name: Corporal Corpsey, Corpsey Corp...Race to the Center of the Earth's Corp...sey...Admiral Throw-the-Corpsey-Overboard, Corporalsey Punishment...im sure the rest are too obvious to mention

hahaha Coporal Corpsey sounds quality.

I am a Brigadier.

Corporal Palsy.

Jubscarz wrote:Corporal Palsy.

Are you not dead yet?

Nah man, the Doctors said that Polonium-210 affects people differently and I'm gonna be alright. You'll have to try harder to kill me than you did with that Litvinenko fella.

If you're dead on the inside like me, let's meet up over Christmas to drink some beer that will pour through the holes in our chests where our hearts should be, thereby preserving what would be a liver if there was a liver where our livers would be.

Thats beautiful

You're beautiful.

You know, like a photo of bodies strewn over the Somme is beautiful. Which neatly brings us back to the initial request.

Corporal Corpse would be fine.

sorry for the delay..

so we have been bandying it around the mess for a few weeks now , and i am proud to report that mr.corpsey (formerly nigor mortis) has been accepted into the john stapleton army of the highly blessed .


congratulations mate ....


code name : leftennant corpsey macbride. nth batallion.








leftenant corpsey with the colnel.

Salute

That comb-over- can you tell?

Corpsey wrote:If you're dead on the inside like me, let's meet up over Christmas to drink some beer that will pour through the holes in our chests where our hearts should be, thereby preserving what would be a liver if there was a liver where our livers would be.