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LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:29 am
by tr0tsky
Three vampires walk into a bar....
The first orders blood on the rocks and downs it in one.
The second orders a double blood, no ice, and downs it in one.
The third orders a mug of hot water and the barman looks confused and asks him "why didn't you just have blood like everyone else"
....the vampire whips out a tampon and replies "i am making tea"
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:30 am
by djacroama
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:32 am
by DZA
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:48 am
by poulplade
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:16 pm
by vivace
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:23 pm
by lynn mc
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:41 pm
by tr0tsky
lynn mc wrote:
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:46 pm
by djelements
tr0tsky wrote:lynn mc wrote:
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:29 pm
by NilsFG
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:48 pm
by djacroama
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:51 pm
by the acid never lies
saw that one coming a mile off!
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:44 pm
by Neurotik
Hahaha!
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:30 pm
by spire
oldie, but goodie.
Re: LOL
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:33 pm
by k_k
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Right where you left it!
im sorry
Re: LOL
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:12 am
by x-kaylie
looooool
Re: LOL
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:30 am
by vivace
k_k wrote:Where do you find a one legged dog?
Right where you left it!
im sorry
Re: LOL
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:30 am
by did
i loll'ed
Re: LOL
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:49 am
by faust.dtc
Q. What do you get after 5 days of masturbation?
A. A weakend...
The only joke I can ever remember...
Re: LOL
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:07 am
by did
faust.dtc wrote:Q. What do you get after 5 days of masturbation?
A. A weakend...
The only joke I can ever remember...
I was about to burn you on spelling then i got it
Re: LOL
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:35 am
by djacroama
I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox, bad day to wear sandals.
