Japanese Nintendo Wii manual drolery.

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:48 am

http://g99.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-ja ... 218939.php

The Wii can't wait for the smoking ban to take effect in the UK.

Apparently the Wiimote plays Skream tunes when you step on it.

Don't dress up your Wii as Yoda.

Note how the contents of the garbage bags look angry. Leave it to Nintendo to consistently anthropomorphize inanimate objects. (See also: smiling mushrooms, bushes and clouds with faces in the Mario series.)

They've never heard of mending broken CDs by putting them in the freezer.

...Which might also be verboten, given the snowman here.

"Sup Wii?"
"Jes chillin' like a villain."

m-jam · Post by **m-jam** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:14 am

hihihihii..... i really waaaaaaaant one

showguns · Post by **showguns** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:16 am

showguns · Post by **showguns** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:04 am

yeah that's a wii-mote skwered into a tv.

boomnoise · Post by **boomnoise** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:20 am

thanks for this lil boh. nice chuckle to start my day.

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:58 pm

showguns wrote:

I can totally see this happening if I were to get one

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:19 pm

lol....sent this to my little nephew. Know he's gwan love it/

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:36 pm

RickyRicardo wrote:
showguns wrote:

I can totally see this happening if I were to get one

by the looks of the man smacking the other man, THAT looks funner than actually playing the wii

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:17 pm

[Top Left] "Nintendo Corporation advises against taking your Wii for a dirty weekend in a cheap Seattle motel, as this can lead to unnecessary wear of parts, as well as electrical burns."

"The Wii is the only thing on earth known to counteract the luck of the 4-leaf-clover. Bring them into proximity at your peril."

"Nintendo Corp. will not permit the selling of Wii at Japanese car-boot sales. Such action brings great dishonour to corporation, and fortwith shame on family."

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:39 am

Top left: the Wii is not an effective contraceptive.

Nor can it heal a broken heart with the power of Skream tunes.

[b]racket · Post by **[b]racket** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:33 am

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:44 am

STREWTH.

Japanese Nintendo Wii manual drolery.

Japanese Nintendo Wii manual drolery.

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