Japanese Nintendo Wii manual drolery.
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:48 am
http://g99.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-ja ... 218939.php
The Wii can't wait for the smoking ban to take effect in the UK.
Apparently the Wiimote plays Skream tunes when you step on it.
Don't dress up your Wii as Yoda.
Note how the contents of the garbage bags look angry. Leave it to Nintendo to consistently anthropomorphize inanimate objects. (See also: smiling mushrooms, bushes and clouds with faces in the Mario series.)
They've never heard of mending broken CDs by putting them in the freezer.
...Which might also be verboten, given the snowman here.
"Sup Wii?"
"Jes chillin' like a villain."
The Wii can't wait for the smoking ban to take effect in the UK.
Apparently the Wiimote plays Skream tunes when you step on it.
Don't dress up your Wii as Yoda.
Note how the contents of the garbage bags look angry. Leave it to Nintendo to consistently anthropomorphize inanimate objects. (See also: smiling mushrooms, bushes and clouds with faces in the Mario series.)
They've never heard of mending broken CDs by putting them in the freezer.
...Which might also be verboten, given the snowman here.
"Sup Wii?"
"Jes chillin' like a villain."





