My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.

Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
Locked
particle-jim
Posts: 10747
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:56 am
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico via South London
Contact:
Contact particle-jim

My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by particle-jim » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:54 am

shit loads of tiger balm and a big glass of single malt whiskey down in one, it knocks your fucking socks off, cant say my chest feels much better for it tho.

also... touching downstairs after applying tiger balm
Image
imami wrote:i put secret donks in all my tunes, just low enough so you can't hear them
http://www.soundcloud.com/particle
http://www.mixcloud.com/particlejim
Top
fretn
Posts: 1577
Joined: Tue May 12, 2009 7:57 pm
Location: BE

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by fretn » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:30 am

do not rub tiger balsem on your bellend, you will cry for days
chazer wrote:most of visitors were shocked by horrible Zombys mixing skills (he didn't even try)
they called him "iPod in mask"
:lol:
Top
NilsFG
Posts: 7387
Joined: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:46 pm
Location: somewhere around brussels

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by NilsFG » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:39 am

fretn wrote:do not rub tiger balsem on your bellend, you will cry for days
PROTIP: Use tiger balsem as lube, you'll cum buckets.
Top
User avatar
miscreant
Posts: 1200
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:08 pm
Location: Glasgow
Contact:
Contact miscreant

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by miscreant » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:07 pm

If you really want to experience pleasure rub it on your lower eyelids - mmmmm!
Top
User avatar
magma
Posts: 18810
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 9:27 am
Location: Parts Unknown

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by magma » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:34 pm

This thread is a Metro article waiting to happen.
Meus equus tuo altior est

"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Top
elibomyekip
Posts: 2323
Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:33 pm

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by elibomyekip » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:14 am

Is Tiger balsam like deep heat? From my experience of putting it on my cock and balls, it felt bad man.
Top
fretn
Posts: 1577
Joined: Tue May 12, 2009 7:57 pm
Location: BE

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by fretn » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:27 am

elibomyekip wrote:Is Tiger balsam like deep heat? From my experience of putting it on my cock and balls, it felt bad man.
why would someone put it on its genitals? :mrgreen:
chazer wrote:most of visitors were shocked by horrible Zombys mixing skills (he didn't even try)
they called him "iPod in mask"
:lol:
Top
elibomyekip
Posts: 2323
Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:33 pm

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by elibomyekip » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:30 am

fretn wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:Is Tiger balsam like deep heat? From my experience of putting it on my cock and balls, it felt bad man.
why would someone put it on its genitals? :mrgreen:
Shits and giggles. Without the giggles.
Top
bandshell
Posts: 9103
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:56 pm

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by bandshell » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:35 am

urgh tiger balm is horrible.

my mum snuck up behind me and slapped a load on my neck before and it burnt so badly lol.
Top
User avatar
dutty_switch
Posts: 1425
Joined: Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:48 pm

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by dutty_switch » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:45 am

Someone in my year at secondary school once smeared the inside of of someones cricket box with it. It looked so extremely painful and we all had a good laff but, in the end, it backfired as the guy who did it was forever known as Jockstrap Dan the Paedo Man.
http://www.mixcloud.com/rough_draft/nye-201112-deep-end-exeter/
capo ultra wrote:House -> Garage -> Dubstep -> Garage -> House
Top
User avatar
djake
Posts: 4314
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:03 am
Location: I found my way out of the mine

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by djake » Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:00 am

we used to get blazed and attack are mates with deep heat :lol:
Top
NilsFG
Posts: 7387
Joined: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:46 pm
Location: somewhere around brussels

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by NilsFG » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:31 am

dutty_switch wrote:Someone in my year at secondary school once smeared the inside of of someones cricket box with it. It looked so extremely painful and we all had a good laff but, in the end, it backfired as the guy who did it was forever known as Jockstrap Dan the Paedo Man.
That's actually a very good prank
Top
nicenice
Posts: 3485
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:50 pm
Location: London

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by nicenice » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:05 am

Yeah deep heat under the skin around the bell is NOT NICE AT ALL. But if your feeling like a tnuc do it to your mates.
Top
User avatar
magma
Posts: 18810
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 9:27 am
Location: Parts Unknown

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by magma » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:20 am

NilsFG wrote:
dutty_switch wrote:Someone in my year at secondary school once smeared the inside of of someones cricket box with it. It looked so extremely painful and we all had a good laff but, in the end, it backfired as the guy who did it was forever known as Jockstrap Dan the Paedo Man.
That's actually a very good prank
But a better nickname!
Meus equus tuo altior est

"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Top
User avatar
firky
Posts: 10336
Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:13 pm
Location: seckle is a tnuc
Contact:
Contact firky

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by firky » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:39 pm

Tiger Balm Red could revive Lenin.
Sound System Rental

Inventor of the Turban.
Top
elbe
Posts: 4222
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:21 pm
Location: OX$

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by elbe » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:11 am

my da seems to thingk thats shouting "stop fucking coughing" works....


















...it doesn't.
Image

Image
Top
User avatar
Terpit
Posts: 11097
Joined: Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:06 am

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by Terpit » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:07 am

NilsFG wrote:PROTIP: Use tiger balsem as lube, you'll cum buckets.
:b:
Soundcloud
♫•*¨*•.¸¸ This is a special Proper HQ Recording by myself !!! ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪*
Top
User avatar
Ash
Posts: 98
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:30 am
Location: CHAT ▄▄█▀▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ GET BANGED

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by Ash » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:34 pm

What does actually feel nice is mint based shower gel on the old bits n bobs.

For some reason when air blows over mint covered surfaces, it makes it extra cool.
The Tornado wrote:Yo, this is The Tornado's wife
Top
herbs
Posts: 738
Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:50 pm

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by herbs » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:00 pm

yeah feels a bit like this

Image
Top
User avatar
Terpit
Posts: 11097
Joined: Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:06 am

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

Post by Terpit » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:25 pm

Ash wrote:What does actually feel nice is mint based shower gel on the old bits n bobs.

For some reason when air blows over mint covered surfaces, it makes it extra cool.
Image

That stuff has had me in agony before
Soundcloud
♫•*¨*•.¸¸ This is a special Proper HQ Recording by myself !!! ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪*
Top
Locked

Return to “Secret Ninja Hideout”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests