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shit loads of tiger balm and a big glass of single malt whiskey down in one, it knocks your fucking socks off, cant say my chest feels much better for it tho.

also... touching downstairs after applying tiger balm

do not rub tiger balsem on your bellend, you will cry for days

fretn wrote:do not rub tiger balsem on your bellend, you will cry for days

PROTIP: Use tiger balsem as lube, you'll cum buckets.

If you really want to experience pleasure rub it on your lower eyelids - mmmmm!

This thread is a Metro article waiting to happen.

Is Tiger balsam like deep heat? From my experience of putting it on my cock and balls, it felt bad man.

elibomyekip wrote:Is Tiger balsam like deep heat? From my experience of putting it on my cock and balls, it felt bad man.

why would someone put it on its genitals?

fretn wrote:

elibomyekip wrote:Is Tiger balsam like deep heat? From my experience of putting it on my cock and balls, it felt bad man.

why would someone put it on its genitals?

Shits and giggles. Without the giggles.

urgh tiger balm is horrible.

my mum snuck up behind me and slapped a load on my neck before and it burnt so badly lol.

Someone in my year at secondary school once smeared the inside of of someones cricket box with it. It looked so extremely painful and we all had a good laff but, in the end, it backfired as the guy who did it was forever known as Jockstrap Dan the Paedo Man.

we used to get blazed and attack are mates with deep heat

dutty_switch wrote:Someone in my year at secondary school once smeared the inside of of someones cricket box with it. It looked so extremely painful and we all had a good laff but, in the end, it backfired as the guy who did it was forever known as Jockstrap Dan the Paedo Man.

That's actually a very good prank

Yeah deep heat under the skin around the bell is NOT NICE AT ALL. But if your feeling like a tnuc do it to your mates.

NilsFG wrote:

dutty_switch wrote:Someone in my year at secondary school once smeared the inside of of someones cricket box with it. It looked so extremely painful and we all had a good laff but, in the end, it backfired as the guy who did it was forever known as Jockstrap Dan the Paedo Man.

That's actually a very good prank

But a better nickname!

Tiger Balm Red could revive Lenin.

my da seems to thingk thats shouting "stop fucking coughing" works....


















...it doesn't.

NilsFG wrote:PROTIP: Use tiger balsem as lube, you'll cum buckets.

What does actually feel nice is mint based shower gel on the old bits n bobs.

For some reason when air blows over mint covered surfaces, it makes it extra cool.

yeah feels a bit like this

Ash wrote:What does actually feel nice is mint based shower gel on the old bits n bobs.

For some reason when air blows over mint covered surfaces, it makes it extra cool.

That stuff has had me in agony before