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Man wins damages for sex overdrive

Post by kion » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:41 pm

A devout Christian has won damages of more than £3 million after an accident at work boosted his libido to marriage-wrecking levels.

Stephen Tame was in a coma for two months after falling from a gantry while working at a bicycle warehouse shortly after his marriage in January 2002. Doctors said it was a miracle he survived.

The 29-year-old suffered severe head injuries in the fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two affairs and turned to prostitutes and pornography.

Judge Michael Harris, awarding him £3.1 million compensation at the High Court in London, said: "His life and the life of his young wife were shattered".

His former employer, Professional Cycle Marketing of Essex, had argued through their lawyers that his injuries were not as bad as suggested in court.
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Post by spooKs » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:46 pm

:lol: so now he's a multi-millionaire sex maniac...it's a hard life

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Re: Man wins damages for sex overdrive

Post by metalboxproducts » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:17 am

KION wrote:
A devout Christian has won damages of more than £3 million after an accident at work boosted his libido to marriage-wrecking levels.

Stephen Tame was in a coma for two months after falling from a gantry while working at a bicycle warehouse shortly after his marriage in January 2002. Doctors said it was a miracle he survived.

The 29-year-old suffered severe head injuries in the fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two affairs and turned to prostitutes and pornography.

Judge Michael Harris, awarding him £3.1 million compensation at the High Court in London, said: "His life and the life of his young wife were shattered".

His former employer, Professional Cycle Marketing of Essex, had argued through their lawyers that his injuries were not as bad as suggested in court.
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Post by shonky » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:17 am

So you reckon he wasn't into porn and ho's before the accident then??

I think that his work should have given out a defence that he was possessed by demons and that it had nothing to do with them. Doubt it'd work but it would make for an interesting day in court if nothing else.

Maybe he should chat to Michael Douglas about his "difficulties"
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Post by metalboxproducts » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:53 am

Shonky wrote:So you reckon he wasn't into porn and ho's before the accident then??

I think that his work should have given out a defence that he was possessed by demons and that it had nothing to do with them. Doubt it'd work but it would make for an interesting day in court if nothing else.

Maybe he should chat to Michael Douglas about his "difficulties"
I read an article in the times on monday that stated 9 out of ten men have paid for sex from a prostitute.
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Post by shonky » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:58 am

metalboxproducts wrote:
Shonky wrote:So you reckon he wasn't into porn and ho's before the accident then??

I think that his work should have given out a defence that he was possessed by demons and that it had nothing to do with them. Doubt it'd work but it would make for an interesting day in court if nothing else.

Maybe he should chat to Michael Douglas about his "difficulties"
I read an article in the times on monday that stated 9 out of ten men have paid for sex from a prostitute.
Sounds highly unlikely (unless the Times definition includes buying drinks, paying for cabs and dinner, etc).
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Post by gravious » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:21 am

Shonky wrote:
Sounds highly unlikely (unless the Times definition includes buying drinks, paying for cabs and dinner, etc).
Oh you bitter so-and-so!

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Post by metalboxproducts » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:50 am

Well that would be, everyman in some way has paid for sex.
I paid for it with my health but ,thats what happens when you go messin with lady boys though.... :x
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Post by indi » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:14 am

metalboxproducts wrote:Well that would be, everyman in some way has paid for sex.
I paid for it with my health but ,thats what happens when you go messin with lady boys though.... :x

You too? I was beginning to think I was the only one here an' all......
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Post by j_j » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:24 pm

i always knew god would look after me.

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