dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:14 am

if you ask me, THIS is the best thread ever on DSF!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/s ... 973994.ece

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:24 am

"Maybe they are smart... but if we were supposed to eat them why did God make them taste like chicken?"

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:33 am

eating a person is bad

manillathrilla · Post by **manillathrilla** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:57 am

dont fuck with dolphins or dolphins will fuck with you

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:02 am

Damn straight don't fuck with dolphins. This tnuc has a laser! Look at him shoot the soldier!

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:12 am

dolphins are used in war and "anti-terrorist" operations by US army, i've read
which is bad. they are persons too and i don't think they're bright enough to realise what they are used for though! so it's like sending a child to scout in a minefield

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:01 am

alien pimp wrote:dolphins are used in war and "anti-terrorist" operations by US army, i've read
which is bad. they are persons too and i don't think they're bright enough to realise what they are used for though! so it's like sending a child to scout in a minefield

You're no fun

These guys on the other hand... Giving some dance lessons to disadvantaged kids. Look at that for fun!

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:01 am

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:21 am

magma wrote:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Y_H · Post by **Y_H** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:24 pm

drokkr wrote:
alien pimp wrote:dolphins are used in war and "anti-terrorist" operations by US army, i've read
which is bad. they are persons too and i don't think they're bright enough to realise what they are used for though! so it's like sending a child to scout in a minefield
You're no fun

These guys on the other hand... Giving some dance lessons to disadvantaged kids. Look at that for fun!

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:36 pm

Can't we put them in big waterfilled hamsterballs and let them go around..

k_k · Post by **k_k** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:21 pm

"has profound implications for the ethics of human-dolphin interactions"

They want us to talk to dolphins in the future?

snypadub · Post by **snypadub** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:32 pm

Anybody else watched THE COVE??? Really sad but opens your mind up to the shocking reality of the treatment of dolphins in japan.

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:41 pm

good thread!

maybe we are related closer than people think?

dcrock · Post by **dcrock** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:45 pm

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:04 pm

k_k wrote:"has profound implications for the ethics of human-dolphin interactions"

They want us to talk to dolphins in the future?

you're not obliged, but you could do that now.
all you should be obliged is to treat them nicely because they can outsmart a 3 years old apparently

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:27 pm

dcrock wrote:

Neurotik · Post by **Neurotik** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:07 pm

FUCK YOU DOLPHINNSS!!!

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:17 pm

collige · Post by **collige** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:34 am

All very cool stuff, but it doesn't make these people any less retarded for thinking a dolphin can deliver a baby:

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