Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:24 am
by drokkr
"Maybe they are smart... but if we were supposed to eat them why did God make them taste like chicken?"
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:33 am
by alien pimp
eating a person is bad
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:57 am
by manillathrilla
dont fuck with dolphins or dolphins will fuck with you
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:02 am
by drokkr
Damn straight don't fuck with dolphins. This tnuc has a laser! Look at him shoot the soldier!
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:12 am
by alien pimp
dolphins are used in war and "anti-terrorist" operations by US army, i've read
which is bad. they are persons too and i don't think they're bright enough to realise what they are used for though! so it's like sending a child to scout in a minefield
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:01 am
by drokkr
alien pimp wrote:dolphins are used in war and "anti-terrorist" operations by US army, i've read
which is bad. they are persons too and i don't think they're bright enough to realise what they are used for though! so it's like sending a child to scout in a minefield
You're no fun
These guys on the other hand... Giving some dance lessons to disadvantaged kids. Look at that for fun!
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:01 am
by magma
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:21 am
by particle-jim
magma wrote:
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:24 pm
by Y_H
drokkr wrote:
alien pimp wrote:dolphins are used in war and "anti-terrorist" operations by US army, i've read
which is bad. they are persons too and i don't think they're bright enough to realise what they are used for though! so it's like sending a child to scout in a minefield
You're no fun
These guys on the other hand... Giving some dance lessons to disadvantaged kids. Look at that for fun!
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:36 pm
by bright maroon
Can't we put them in big waterfilled hamsterballs and let them go around..
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:21 pm
by k_k
"has profound implications for the ethics of human-dolphin interactions"
They want us to talk to dolphins in the future?
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:32 pm
by snypadub
Anybody else watched THE COVE??? Really sad but opens your mind up to the shocking reality of the treatment of dolphins in japan.
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:41 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
good thread!
maybe we are related closer than people think?
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:45 pm
by dcrock
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:04 pm
by alien pimp
k_k wrote:"has profound implications for the ethics of human-dolphin interactions"
They want us to talk to dolphins in the future?
you're not obliged, but you could do that now.
all you should be obliged is to treat them nicely because they can outsmart a 3 years old apparently
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:27 pm
by drokkr
dcrock wrote:
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:07 pm
by Neurotik
FUCK YOU DOLPHINNSS!!!
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:17 pm
by drokkr
Re: dolphins should be treated as "non-human persons"
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:34 am
by collige
All very cool stuff, but it doesn't make these people any less retarded for thinking a dolphin can deliver a baby:
