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rickdias · Post by **rickdias** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:07 pm

haha just found this, what a description

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/component/opt ... /id,12617/

*decibella~~ · Post by *decibella~~ » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:32 pm

yea, say the stnuc from stnuc CORNER......nuff said lol

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:46 pm

I've been reading through this for a while. The man is very bitter yet quite amusing.

Liked this quote in tnuc's Corner about Nigella Lawson

"Saw your Christmas programme purely for your tits and ''give it to me'' voice. Now I have to make your fucking Christmas cake because "that looks nice"
Thanks a lot. Why can't you just appear in a jazz mag, you unhelpful tnuc? "

....and

"Overwieght types in 'motorised buggies - Come on own up, your not handicapped in any way shape or form...unless of course you count the fact you''ve lost the ability to stop eating ''YOU FAT FUCK''. Now get off the pavement and stop trying to reverse into KFC to get your daily bucket of slop."

*decibella~~ · Post by *decibella~~ » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:47 pm

this web site is actually pretty jokes!

lol lol lol
im still reading the D's

Department stores- Which cretin decides what to stock at this time of year? I go in there to get a pair of gloves as it's still about -5C.
"Sorry sir, we've stopped stocking gloves." "Oh well. While I'm here might as well take a pair of flip flops and fucking swimming shorts instead. Dickhead."

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:53 pm

Overly aggressive motorists

Getting angry whilst safely in the womb-like safety of your your mass produced, poorly assembled, paper thin aliminium and plastic with a wheel in each corner penile inadequacy-mobile, in no way gives you an excuse to live out your violent ''i hate my dad and the other boys for laughing at my pee pee'' wank-fantasies on some guiltless fool who's made a one-off, poor traffic decision that may well, heaven forfend, result in you having to delay your scheduled masturbating yourself into teary-eyed coma whilst you stare forlornly at a pile of your own faeces, wearing your mother's wedding dress by all of 55 seconds. If it bothers you that much, buy a bike, you tnuc

A fascinating insight don't ya think

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:57 pm

^
Genius.

*decibella~~ · Post by *decibella~~ » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:01 pm

them you posted are TOO funny shonky!!!

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