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Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by Dead Rats » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:22 pm

I fucking love reading about other peoples problems innit.

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Post by tr0tsky » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:24 pm

I got 99 problems but illiteracy ain't one.
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Re: Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by DRTY » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:27 pm

lol, you should pick up a copy of chat mag.

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Re: Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by Dead Rats » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:30 pm

I have a boyfriend in America. We met on line and I'm terrified that he will die before I ever get a chance to touch him. I don't mean to have sex, not at this age, but just a hug and a kiss, or even handshake, anything. That's another downside to overseas relationships.
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Post by faust.dtc » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:31 pm

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Re: Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by magma » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:33 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
I have a boyfriend in America. We met on line and I'm terrified that he will die before I ever get a chance to touch him. I don't mean to have sex, not at this age, but just a hug and a kiss, or even handshake, anything. That's another downside to overseas relationships.
Aww.

Did Deidre reply with "http://www.virginatlantic.com LOLZ"?
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Re: Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by Dead Rats » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:36 pm

magma wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
I have a boyfriend in America. We met on line and I'm terrified that he will die before I ever get a chance to touch him. I don't mean to have sex, not at this age, but just a hug and a kiss, or even handshake, anything. That's another downside to overseas relationships.
Aww.

Did Deidre reply with "http://www.virginatlantic.com LOLZ"?

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Re: Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by WhosZena » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:04 pm

I love helping people if they are in a problem but the things people post in magazines are too funny and yahoo answers is even worse
I think i have one of these magazines somewhere, will look for it
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Re: Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by dcrock » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:58 pm

i think they're made up to be loosely generic problems which people will relate to?
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Post by magma » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:09 am

I haven't properly read a paper Sun since I worked with a guy that got it every day for the bus... do they still do the photo story thing? That was always pure entertainment value!
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Post by darkartois » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:50 am

dear deidre is purely for the people that haven't discovered google yet. always a quality read tbf.

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Post by HamCrescendo » Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:04 am

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Post by Dead Rats » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:20 am

danrev wrote:Image
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Post by amick » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:19 am

Dead Rats wrote:
danrev wrote:Image
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Post by missedthebus » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:31 am

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Post by Dead Rats » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:34 am

I swear half of them are made up, but it's still absolutely amazing.
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Re: Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by Wolverine » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:26 am

tr0tsky wrote:I got 99 problems but illiteracy ain't one.

i got a mate with a twitch, so i say to him

''if your having face spasms i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a twitch aint one''

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Re: Agony Aunt page in newspapers appreciation thread.

Post by magma » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:36 am

Wolverine wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:I got 99 problems but illiteracy ain't one.

i got a mate with a twitch, so i say to him

''if your having face spasms i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a twitch aint one''

:lol: :lol:
:lol:
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