Southern USA hatred thread

[upstateface]

Southern USA is definitely a shithole. Make sure to avoid at all costs.

[ST100]

AGREE'D!

[Blue Patterns]

I nearly had to move to Houston. what an unnecessarily large and uninteresting city. glad that didn't happen!

although I hear Dallas, San Antonio, and even Austin are sick cities.

[ST100]

inb4 elements

[upstateface]

Elements has an inferior penis, as do all people from the south.

[Pistonsbeneath]

i like all americans equally

[upstateface]

Except the ones from the northeast are the only good ones right?

[firky]

Whenever I am in mainland Europe and bump into back packing Americans they always seem to want to apologise for their country and then get mightly proud of themselves that they voted for a black dude.

And they often go,

"we gotta swap facebook details and hit up on there."
"no. no we don't leave me alone, please."

edit to add:

last time that happened they got mightly concerned that my friend was being hit on by a couple of spanish dudes, they didn't seem to understand me when I said, "she's from brixton, she'll be fine"

[upstateface]

Here we are. A map

[firky]

Here we are. A map

I liked Seattle.

[upstateface]

Not NE so it sucks. Sorry bro.

[magma]

I like aspects of most bits of America. I'm not sure I could live in any of it, though.

I was asked by a young couple (19-20ish) on a chairlift in Lake Tahoe in 2002 whether I was still upset about Diana. They were surprised to learn that they could get to Europe in the same time it would take them to get to Hawaii.

I've got a soft (correction: hard) spot for Southern dames.

[upstateface]

I've got a soft (correction: hard) spot for Southern dames.

Only thing they're good for innit?

[alien pimp]

I've got a soft (correction: hard) spot for Southern dames.

Only thing they're good for innit?

because they have no teeth?

[upstateface]

I've got a soft (correction: hard) spot for Southern dames.

Only thing they're good for innit?

because they have no teeth?

Exactly.

[Blue Patterns]

I have this thing about wanting to go to rochester, buffalo, and syracuse. probably has something to do with always watching random upstate NY news growing up....Ontario always gets news feeds from down there.

[upstateface]

lol syracuse has nothing. Come to Rochester and get raped.

[firky]

The only thing I know about Rochester is that it's a little town in Kent and has the oldest cathedral in the country.

[Pi-Krust]

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[upstateface]

The only thing I know about Rochester is that it's a little town in Kent and has the oldest cathedral in the country.

Lol wrong Rochester.