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Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:58 pm
by upstateface
Southern USA is definitely a shithole. Make sure to avoid at all costs.
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:59 pm
by ST100
AGREE'D!
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:00 pm
by Blue Patterns
I nearly had to move to Houston. what an unnecessarily large and uninteresting city. glad that didn't happen!
although I hear Dallas, San Antonio, and even Austin are sick cities.
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:03 pm
by ST100
inb4 elements
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:04 pm
by upstateface
Elements has an inferior penis, as do all people from the south.
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:38 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
i like all americans equally
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:52 pm
by upstateface
Except the ones from the northeast are the only good ones right?
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:00 pm
by firky
Whenever I am in mainland Europe and bump into back packing Americans they always seem to want to apologise for their country and then get mightly proud of themselves that they voted for a black dude.
And they often go,
"we gotta swap facebook details and hit up on there."
"no. no we don't leave me alone, please."
edit to add:
last time that happened they got mightly concerned that my friend was being hit on by a couple of spanish dudes, they didn't seem to understand me when I said, "she's from brixton, she'll be fine"

Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:02 pm
by upstateface
Here we are. A map

Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:03 pm
by firky
upstateface wrote:Here we are. A map

I liked Seattle.

Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:04 pm
by upstateface
Not NE so it sucks. Sorry bro.
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:07 pm
by magma
I like aspects of most bits of America. I'm not sure I could live in any of it, though.
I was asked by a young couple (19-20ish) on a chairlift in Lake Tahoe in 2002 whether I was still upset about Diana. They were surprised to learn that they could get to Europe in the same time it would take them to get to Hawaii.
I've got a soft (correction: hard) spot for Southern dames.

Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:09 pm
by upstateface
magma wrote:
I've got a soft (correction: hard) spot for Southern dames.

Only thing they're good for innit?
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:17 pm
by alien pimp
upstateface wrote:magma wrote:
I've got a soft (correction: hard) spot for Southern dames.

Only thing they're good for innit?
because they have no teeth?
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:19 pm
by upstateface
alien pimp wrote:upstateface wrote:magma wrote:
I've got a soft (correction: hard) spot for Southern dames.

Only thing they're good for innit?
because they have no teeth?
Exactly.
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:19 pm
by Blue Patterns
I have this thing about wanting to go to rochester, buffalo, and syracuse. probably has something to do with always watching random upstate NY news growing up....Ontario always gets news feeds from down there.
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:21 pm
by upstateface
lol syracuse has nothing. Come to Rochester and get raped.
Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:25 pm
by firky
The only thing I know about Rochester is that it's a little town in Kent and has the oldest cathedral in the country.

Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:36 pm
by Pi-Krust
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Re: Southern USA hatred thread
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:41 pm
by upstateface
firky wrote:The only thing I know about Rochester is that it's a little town in Kent and has the oldest cathedral in the country.

Lol wrong Rochester.