What do i get my gf for her 18th?

Lichee · Post by **Lichee** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:15 pm

Serious business, and btw i'm 17 not a pedo.

Ye, she said she doesn't want anything so i wanna get her something pretty fucking cool. Any real immense presents i could get?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:18 pm

How about some EXPLODING KNEES!!!!!!

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:20 pm

Anal?

magma · Post by **magma** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:20 pm

Brown wings, standard.

Lichee · Post by **Lichee** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:29 pm

drokkr wrote:Anal?

i've given up asking.

and btw she's american.

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:36 pm

Fake ID?

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:14 pm

Bake a big ol' chocolate cake and instead of candles opt for 18 spliffs, mix up some mandy into the icing sugar for that extra mile

winner

Mutiny · Post by **Mutiny** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:22 pm

drokkr wrote:Anal?

magma wrote:Brown wings, standard.

these

fergus222 · Post by **fergus222** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:22 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Bake a big ol' chocolate cake and instead of candles opt for 18 spliffs, mix up some mandy into the icing sugar for that extra mile

winner

If anybody did that for my birthday I'd love them for life.

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:28 pm

a babby?,it's what she wants all girls do

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:36 pm

a brahn baby and a cancil haase

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:37 pm

golden shower

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:38 pm

firky · Post by **firky** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:38 pm

AK47 (gold plated)

jackbass · Post by **jackbass** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:39 pm

did you expect to get a serious answer on the dsf? hahahahaa

phrex · Post by **phrex** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:59 pm

Dead Rats wrote:How about some EXPLODING KNEES!!!!!!

HIS SWEATER IS ON MY WANTLIST!!! wher ecan i get this!?

elibomyekip · Post by **elibomyekip** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:32 pm

I took mine to a psytrance rave, bought her a big purple vibrator and managed to get anal out of her 2 days after the rave.

phrex · Post by **phrex** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:45 pm

elibomyekip wrote:I took mine to a psytrance rave, bought her a big purple vibrator and managed to get anal out of her 2 days after the rave.

she was still on acid and imagined that her ass is the entrance to the hilton hotel?

elibomyekip · Post by **elibomyekip** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:47 pm

vulvavibration wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:I took mine to a psytrance rave, bought her a big purple vibrator and managed to get anal out of her 2 days after the rave.
she was still on acid and imagined that her ass is the entrance to the hilton hotel?

She took around 4 grams of shit base in one go and hallucinated for 3 days straight on the comedown. Bare giggles.

upstateface · Post by **upstateface** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:01 pm

An invitation to my house/bed.

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