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the surrealist compliment generator
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:15 pm
by kion
Your pharyngeal hair tickles the divine underbelly of my terrestrial erector set with saponifying liquors.
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:26 pm
by kion
Keep pressing the button and it sounds like a Shonkle meets Shonkle convo!
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:56 pm
by Whistla
Ringworm sleeps comfortably around your umbilicus.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:18 am
by bagelator
Rearing in quaffed monk, you stun me by employing eight windows when the priest is but iodine.
fair dos
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:10 am
by crash fistfight
May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:48 am
by little boh peep
Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
Thanks?
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:47 am
by selector.dub.u
Little Boh Peep wrote:Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
Thanks?
LOL
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:56 pm
by metalboxproducts
Little Boh Peep wrote:Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
Thanks?
You should tell that to shonky.....
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:01 pm
by metalboxproducts
KION wrote:Keep pressing the button and it sounds like a Shonkle meets Shonkle convo!
Thats just a down right scary proposition.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:38 pm
by joseph-j
"Teacups smash, flounders ignite spontaneously in your presence."
This actually does happen, and frankly its starting to get a bit tedious.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:38 pm
by scarecrow
May your shit always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe.
LOL! Smacked it.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:23 pm
by *grand*
Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.
up to you really.. which finger nail would u like to have the pleasure of chewing on..?
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:45 pm
by jack sparrow1
The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:09 pm
by selector.dub.u
My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion.
yes this i take as a wonderful compliment
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:59 pm
by shonky
"If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires."
Oh, I suppose that's wierd too now is it? Sounds like a hot Friday to me...
Fuck you surrealists with your ashtray llama lurching
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:03 pm
by shonky
"You have no socially redeeming value"
Yeah, cheers surrealist COMPLIMENT generator. Or is this the SURREAL bit?
Bunch of feckin squid frotters
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:10 pm
by kion
Tribes of primitive hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
Should try some of these at Speed Dating.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:25 pm
by *grand*
hahah.. im feeling a few of them still..
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:15 pm
by tonian
Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?
Ha, ha class!
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:22 pm
by kion
The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera.