Trapped in the Closet?

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Trapped in the Closet?

Post by RubiconMan » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:22 am

WTF?
wierd, very wierd and hilarious, not laughed as much in months.
R Kelly is ridiculous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CLUDYPpS98
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Post by ramadanman » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:56 am

watched all 12 parts in some sick binge the other night

such a wicked series!

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Post by corpsey » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:59 am

Easily the best rap opera ever made.

R Kelly is a personal hero of mine.

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Post by indi » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:59 am

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"So I pulled out my nine! Said I'm gonna cap dis bitch!"
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Post by kenneth sulu » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:13 am

I'm waiting for the epic JSL remix. :D:

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Post by poax » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:37 am

i forgot about this shit hahahaha!


i cant believe that its widely felt in the states that r kelly is a genius.




i agree but only in as far as not going to jail for shagging a minor.

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Post by corpsey » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:41 am

He is a genius, though.

Exhibit A: His guest appearance on ''I'm in Love with A Stripper'' (rmx) by T-Pain, in which he culminates his verse by telling the girl he's obsessed with that he'd like to stick his whole head up her chuff.

Exhibit B: In ''Trapped In The Closet'' when he has a midget sing ''I think I just shat all over myself!''

Exhibit C: While others say it with sperm, the R says it with piss.

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Post by poax » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:09 am

:lol: :lol:

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Post by shonky » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:10 am

The Dave Chappelle "Piss on You" vid is hilarious, but doesn't really cut it up against the real thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Llh7pDtR1Q

Pity they don't show his stuff over here, the guy's a genius. His versions of the Real World and Making the Band are comedy gold
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Post by vonboyage » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:09 pm

Indi wrote:Image

"So I pulled out my nine! Said I'm gonna cap dis bitch!"

Lmao, one of the funniest episodes ive seen..

he has like 3 seperate "singing moments" in it aswell, each one is classic..
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Post by crash fistfight » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:34 pm

Corpsey wrote:he'd like to stick his whole head up her chuff.
Theres not many that would freely admit to that

What I don't understand is, if the bloke was gay, why was he so bothered about her sleeping with other men? Surely he should have thought "oooo I can finally get it off my chest".

That R Kelly sure is a sucker for a sexual mystery.
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