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HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:38 pm
by bright maroon
I'm supposed to be in the lab right now forging silverware...
..but I have this great, intense need to be sedated in order to go in there...
I'm being emasculated by hordes of young kids who know the names of all exotic hardwoods by heart...
This is one reason why people abuse...to quiet the inner destruction
I need to be like in fight club when the insurance kid gets the volume turned down on everything..
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:40 pm
by Dead Rats
So you wanna get laid then or what?
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:53 pm
by bright maroon
..the person who wrote that...is very dangerous
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:56 pm
by bright maroon
..how to function with a big dick in your mouth...
school is like a rape tunnel right now...full of big dick bosses
and I'm about the walk in there on my own accord...

Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:00 pm
by defekt
wat
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:10 pm
by collige
bright maroon wrote:
school is like a rape tunnel right now...full of big dick bosses
and I'm about the walk in there on my own accord...

Think of it as supporting the arts.
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:13 pm
by bright maroon
It makes me not want - to touch a piece of wood ever.
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:13 pm
by helix
collige wrote:bright maroon wrote:
school is like a rape tunnel right now...full of big dick bosses
and I'm about the walk in there on my own accord...

Think of it as supporting the arts.
That place seriously is a rape tunnel.
Like she is not even kidding.
Headache out the ASS.
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:34 pm
by bright maroon
I had to go have a drink just to do this...
tequila...makes me mean for days
I will report sans the mission...
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:15 am
by nousd
can you forge passports too?
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:08 pm
by bright maroon
...in sterling
Ok - I survived and got some work done...
Didn't completely escape the hazing though..
the alcohol did help..
some puff might set my dome to slow/ignore..
then I would be seriously violating safety issues..
just give me some rice paper and glue and shut the fuck up
ikebana anyone...
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:21 pm
by bright maroon
I mean...
Can I do this without stepping on anyones toes...
probably not - I'm sure there is a preter non-benevolent order of ikebana purity nationaslists somewhere..
ready to put all my foolish, naive, and frivolous ambitions to suffocate in their enormous wake..

Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:14 pm
by BLAHBLAHJAH
Fuck knows what you're talking about, but you should be happy with that nice looking flower
Shame it'll wilt and die within a week though
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:14 pm
by Dwight K Schrute
I can teach you how to make cornhusk dolls.
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:28 am
by nicenice
Was that just a big metaphor for prostitution.
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:01 am
by tr0tsky
nicenice wrote:Was that just a big metaphor for prostitution.
I wouldn't, she's butters.
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:21 am
by magma
I'm not sure I've understood a word of this thread.
Re: HELP PEOPLE!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:24 am
by AntlionUK
magma wrote:I'm not sure I've understood a word of this thread.