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...cure a sick pig, raise the price of rice, discipline an unmanage-able daughter in law, and make a barren woman fertile.

What can YOU do?

I can make things in people's mother's kitchens

I can hunt mushrooms

I can breed tarantulas

I can score pre-marital bumsex with devowed christian girls

I can make my own fireworks

I can smoke cannabis by using my nostril as a pipe

I can happily shit at festivals, especially if it's in someone elses tent

Loads o' things!

I hit a girl with a chair once.

Motorway to Roswell wrote:I hit a girl with a chair once.

That's more of an event than a 'Can' based skill/talent

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:

Motorway to Roswell wrote:I hit a girl with a chair once.

That's more of an event than a 'Can' based skill/talent

and what an event is was...

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can score pre-marital bumsex with devowed christian girls

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can smoke cannabis by using my nostril as a pipe!

wut

feral witchchild wrote:

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can smoke cannabis by using my nostril as a pipe!

wut

I'll make a video sometime. Some party trick I discovered one time we had no papers. Cram a bud up thine nostril so it sticks in place, then light the fucker and inhale it whilst it burns in your nose

Often goes wrong tbh

Put a piece of string up my nose and pull it out of my mouth.

Juggle 5 balls.

Yo-Yo to a high standard.

Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.

And I can do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cQvmH0bpzo

Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.

Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |

feral witchchild wrote:

Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.

Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |

With Captain Falco, Link or Donkey Kong I am pretty fucking good.

I can...

Move a pinwheal with telekinesis
drink loads and not die
do lots of yoyo tricks
annoy my sister every day

bassbum wrote: do lots of yoyo tricks

YoYo is where it's at.

Coppola wrote:

feral witchchild wrote:

Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.

Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |

With Captain Falco, Link or Donkey Kong I am pretty fucking good.

I'm a master at the proto-Smash Bros game, the battle mode in Super Mario 3.

So fuck both of you.

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
Often goes wrong tbh

Sounds about right lol.


I can survive in the cold!
I can build a house

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

Coppola wrote:

feral witchchild wrote:

Coppola wrote: Beat anyone at Super Smash Bros.

Them's some bold words, Coppola. I will FUCK U UP with Marth. >: |

With Captain Falco, Link or Donkey Kong I am pretty fucking good.

The fact that you Mixed up Falco with Captain Falcon shows that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Snake and Marth crew stand up!

i can navigate 11 dimensional fractals

DRTY wrote:

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
I can score pre-marital bumsex with devowed christian girls

definately win a man card right there.

collige wrote:I can ride my bike with no handlebars