Shoplifting.

[Coppola]

During my last few months at school we got so bored that we developed a theme for each day of the week. Monday became 'Swear Monday' where you had to swear loudly and not get caught etc

Wednesday became 'Steal Wednesday' which started with different items from around school (plastic flowers, books, crucifixes haha) but then went on to the local Co-op at lunch. Of course, 'Steal Wednesday' became 'Steal Everyday' after a while, and for the past few months I have been stealing my school lunch most days of the week.

What's the best things anyone has stolen?

Naturally, Friday became 'Karma Friday' where we had to be as nice as possible to balance all of the negative things we had been doing

[Wolverine]

Naturally, Friday became 'Karma Friday' where we had to be as nice as possible to balance all of the negative things we had been doing

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Fuckin' 'eck

When I was at uni we went to some dump xmas party for rock kids, was in Nottingham in the posher region and the bar had two fake 6ft cannabis plants at the door so I picked one up and ran like the wind. Had to run a mile or two with it, but finally got it home. Loved it and decked it up with tinsel, though it's summer now so it's filled with sunglasses and plastic roses, will sort a pic out sometime!

When I did that, some bird thought I was badass so came back to the cave under my house to watch dawn of the dead (1979). The height of my romantic sodomising life

[jameshk]

I've never been bothered to rack too much, unless it was munch when im super hungry.

With that being said, i've been known to rack alot of paint, fuck paying to go bombing.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

With that being said, i've been known to rack alot of paint, fuck paying to go bombing.

Aye man, I genuinely feel that's the kind of most honest statement about something that's considered dishonest!

[upstateface]

*COUGH*Paint and Markers*COUGH*

[sigbowls]

ive never solen anything cool

ive stolen a bunch of beer in the last 3 years

[ST100]

I rack everything.

I'm poor.

[theone1_]

I broke into my school , had sex in the office of my most hated teacher , and left the condom in her drawer . Then I stole this big glass shield as big as my head that the teacher had engraved herself with a picture of Donald Duck ... I don't even remember what I did with it but it was an epic night !

[grillis]

Fucking thieves get a job (this excludes those stealing from schools and the like for purposes like the stories above^..)

[kaiori breathe]

best thing i ever stole?

a 5p pick n mix... im bad as hell

[the acid never lies]

A mars delight.

Shopkeeper asked me to put it back.

I smiled and shuffled away

[Coppola]

A mars delight.

Shopkeeper asked me to put it back.

I smiled and shuffled away

Hahahahaha

[Sirius]

when i was like 12, would roll up to the garage on ma bmx & ask the guy in the shop for a crescent. while he was away i would grab as much smokes as i could.... biggest score was 6 50g & 4 30g. there was another garage that i would roll like that. never got caught either, hahhahahahah .

[Rekah]

on my last day at work when i quit i nicked a pair of cranks for my bmx worth like 100 odd quid, and one of my mates skates with a guy that nicked the R off the rovers return that is the best thing ive heard someone steal

[spire]

when i was like 7 i stole a Hot Wheels car. i figured the package was open in the store, so they did the hard work, so i put it in my pocket.

while trying to retrieve said car from pocket it became aparent that this one lit up and made sounds....not so sneaky. ended up having to give it back to the store while i was bawling my eyes out or else i couldnt use my new Crayola carrying case.

[xarcane]

I used to steal Pokemon cards nearly every day. Once I just walked into Toys'r'us, picked up two massive starter decks, and just walked out, it was the most blatant thing ever, I don't know how I didn't get caught..

[magma]

I stole your little sister's innocence.

[Lichee]

lol i used to steal before and after school, then started stealing i school, then from shops and then i got caught and police got involved and shit and haven't since. Seriously is not worth the hassle of being caught, just spend the money or don't steal the stuff.

[Lichee]

woops