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Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:34 am
by Cillit Bang
I got one of these today

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Any tips on how to advertise this to the wild life??

What foods work well?

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:39 am
by knell
i dont know,

but i hear Oleander leaves are quite tasty this season

why dont you go chew on some

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:40 am
by Cillit Bang
knell wrote:i dont know,

but i hear Oleander leaves are quite tasty this season

why dont you go chew on some
I only eat shit that bleeds.

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:42 am
by knell
Cillit Bang wrote: I only eat shit that bleeds.
cool.

i wish you only pic trolled forums that arent this one

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:44 am
by adwok
at first glance photo looks like you stuffed a chicken in there :lol:

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:45 am
by Cillit Bang
adwok wrote:at first glance photo looks like you stuffed a chicken in there :lol:
I don't have any seed at the moment so had to run with bread and brunch bars lol.

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:48 am
by adwok
:lol: explains a lot; thought the nail looked a bit oversized next to the chicken...

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:54 am
by Cillit Bang
adwok wrote::lol: explains a lot; thought the nail looked a bit oversized next to the chicken...
thats to stop pidgeons.

fucking hate pidgeons

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:33 am
by treble hertz
hi elements :t:

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:37 am
by helix
treble hertz wrote:hi elements :t:
You're a fucking idiot.

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:49 am
by treble hertz
Helix [Delay] wrote:
treble hertz wrote:hi elements :t:
You're a fucking idiot.
takes one to know one

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:33 am
by particle-jim
put mustard sandwiches in it...

when my granddad was a chef in the navy he used to throw mustard sandwiches out to the seagulls and they would go mental coz the mustard is 2 hot, dive into the sea and die!

My granddad was a fucking badman

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:53 am
by Cillit Bang
particle-jim wrote:put mustard sandwiches in it...

when my granddad was a chef in the navy he used to throw mustard sandwiches out to the seagulls and they would go mental coz the mustard is 2 hot, dive into the sea and die!

My granddad was a fucking badman
Apparently same thing happens with baking soda, they foam at the mouth and shit.

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:58 am
by cb8051
particle-jim wrote:put mustard sandwiches in it...

when my granddad was a chef in the navy he used to throw mustard sandwiches out to the seagulls and they would go mental coz the mustard is 2 hot, dive into the sea and die!

My granddad was a fucking badman
This reminded me of when Sean Lock was on Live At The Apollo and he said when he was bored he put mustard on his cats arsehole.

Beats Jimmy Carrs "smarties on cats legs" bullshit.

Re: Bird Feeders

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:50 am
by nicenice
Most things beat the general shittiness of Jimmy Carr.