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please?

dumped this girl once. wasn't that bothered about it and didn't whine much. tapped some next gash and forgot about her funny shaped tits and droopy arse.

abelard wrote:dumped this girl once. wasn't that bothered about it and didn't whine much. tapped some next gash and forgot about her funny shaped tits and droopy arse.

Trying to work out whether you're deep or shallow.

Fuck new word contexts and their overlapping meanings.

I got dumped for getting her name tattooed on my forehead. Jokes on her, cos I still have the tattoo!!
















(That ain't a real story, but I hope it cheered you up and illustrates that no matter what, shit can always be worse if you're as dumb as the next guy on the internet)
Take care man!

My advice, go all Raoul Moat on her...

faust.dtc wrote:My advice, go all Raoul Moat on her...

Thats not even Raoulmotely fuuny

gnome wrote:

faust.dtc wrote:My advice, go all Raoul Moat on her...

Thats not even Raoulmotely fuuny

Unfortunately neither is that response after the 100th time ive heard it...

make projects you can work on
read books
keep productive

you just gotta keep busy and realize that relationships are just phases in your life, there will be a new one (you gotta believe in that), and you will once again appreciate the girl you are with in the future. and don't get sloppy with choice have some standards with women. if you need to get some strange in the mean time, go for it, it will not replace the void the girl fulfilled though, at least it never does with me. keep your head up!

"Cut her face, then no man will want her"

Danny Dyer

oli90 wrote:"Cut her face, then no man will want her"

Danny Dyer

this is prob the best advice tbh

Put on your man shoes and get a new one. She wasn't pretty enough for you anyway.

EDIT: If you don't like that advice then my alternative advice is as follows:

Put on your man shoes and get her back, she was of an appropriate level of prettiness to equate to your handsomeness.

lloydnoise wrote:

oli90 wrote:"Cut her face, then no man will want her"

Danny Dyer

this is prob the best advice tbh

I second that.... hahaha

just realise girls are 10 per penny. When you want one you won't get one, then when you least expect it you'll bump into some lovely that is like "hey" Keep productive, think about the stuff you have learnt in that relationship, things about you and things about her, relationships are nothing more than experiences, some are good and some are bad. If your cut up about it then there isn't anything wrong in pouring your heart out as release is good for the soul. Be real, get on with whatever it is you have to do, still think fondly of her and in no time at all you be with someone better looking....

Grand

yeah - or maybe you'll score some ugly/chubby girl that's perfect for you.

I feel another expansion coming on...

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bright maroon wrote:yeah - or maybe you'll score some ugly/chubby girl that's perfect for you.

Contradiction.

give your gender more credit

most gurls that dig ya hard will be back when they realise what they miss.
if not... step up ya game!!

just been through the same shit

it's no fun but it gets easier as time goes by

after six months i'm now pretty much cool with it and looking forward to getting back in the game. plenty of girls out there

bright maroon wrote:yeah - or maybe you'll score some ugly/chubby girl that's perfect for you.

I love chubby chicks. I often wish my missus was a bit chubbier....... I try to feed her up, but she wont have it

Yeah its crap, move on!

Girls suck.......stick with your friends as they'll always be there.