There's always a first time

[Fonnovo]

to fuck up your first post by not reading the forum rules

[deadly_habit]

you must have been too busy getting your bum bum played with by your jail mate to read the stickies

[Basic A]

Cool story bro!

Heres mine...

I am Mr. A., a private investment lawyer based here in the United Kingdom-U.K. One of my client had lived in this country for several years and national of your country/ or regionwho unfortunately died 1999,in an ill fated accident here in the U.K.

Since then I have made several enquiries at several embassies/High Commissions here in the U.K to locate any of my client relatives,this search exercise proved abortive. My Late Client who was an active member of several local and international associations had several successful companies registered in different countries where he had business interest from the 1980's till date,these companies were involved in several multi-Million deals/business from Oil/Gas distribution,execution of major contracts,Supplies of diffrent industrial equipments to real estate.Due to his believe in democracy,and the rule of law,he fell out of favour with some autocratic/dictatorial/military goverment in several countries where he had business interest and escaped to the United Kingdom for his safety.

Luckily before he escaped and his sudden death in 1999,he had successfully saved in a fixed[suspense]account the sum of US$25,500,000. with a Prime bank in continental Europe,i have with me presently the Certificate of funds deposit which the European bank issued to him when he made this deposit in 1999.

I have contacted you to assist in repatriating most especially, the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated, declared unserviceable or his suspense account declared redundant by the European bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $25,500,000 {Twenty Five Million,Five Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars} Only, since the bank has issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin or his business associate, or have the account declared redundant.

I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin or his business associate,since you are from the same region and then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage. All needed LEGAL documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin, will be provided by me, as this OFFER is RISK FREE, though you are still required to make it a CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET matter for obvious reasons.

I guarantee that this deal will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the laws of our both countries. Please get in touch with me, with your personal details as stated below to enable me comenmce the legal documentation of your WILL (Letter of Administration) at the probate High Court here in the UK on your behalf.I need your-

1.Your full names
2.Your Contact street address
3.Your private telephone number for easy Communication
4. Your age...How old are you..?
5.Your occupation ...What do you do for a living
6.Any other information about yourself.....

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hurt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained, as it is said, the taste of the pudding is in the eating, do give this proposal SERIOUS AND POSITIVE CONSIDERATION.

Once again, I congratulate you as I wish to use this business to build a mutually beneficial business and personal relationship with you, as I intends to invest a better part of my share of this deal in your line of business or into any other viable venture[s} in your city/country.We llok forward to your positive and favourable response now and quickly too.

Best regards

Mr.Basic A.


P.S. If you could please feedback on the second tune in my signature, id be very greatful! Its the first time Ive made anything so dub oriented, and Im a little unsure where to take it!

[wub]

I won the British Telecom Lottery this morning, over $1,000,000 Million Sterling Pounds! Was going to collect it later but have gotten sidetracked by the Bugatti I picked up for being the 1 Million'th person to visit SpankWire last night.

[nowaysj]

fonovo, good edit bro!

[Fonnovo]

you people are mean

[nowaysj]

Three posts in and you've figured it out already! Sharp study. I don't know what your original post was, but nice edit. They're just having a bit of fun with you. The price you pay for not reading the stickies.

[Basic A]

to fuck up your first post by not reading the forum rules

Welcome aboard mayne.

[Project_B]

10/10 would read again.

[futures_untold]

10/10 would read again.

I especially liked the bit where the lady (oh shit, wrong site)!