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after looking at the pictures he provides, im starting to agree with him on some of his points...

(i posted this in the production section first, im so used to being in here )

I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.

wolf89 wrote:I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.

im not going to look that up so i can keep the dream alive

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wolf89 wrote:I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.

Poisoned fucking mead, she is.

I never found any Hollywood girls even worth a fraction of their hype, but she has a very 1940's feel to her, I can't place it, its like an enigma but I'm sure its mainly due to her face and hips... but anyway that all died when she and her fellow Hollywood whores lined up for the gratuitous Statist propaganda campaigns. At that point I wouldn't put it past her to be the cover girl for the swine flu vaccination.

An album would be tolerable by comparison.

Intended Malice wrote:gratuitous Statist propaganda campaigns.

knell wrote:

wolf89 wrote:I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.

im not going to look that up so i can keep the dream alive

Yo man that cd was good.

Compare the picture at #170 and the one at #70, can't believe that's the same person.
Awesome site though

IMO she is the sexiest actress in Hollywood, maybe sexiest celeb (over Katy Perry, Christina Hendricks (I don't get all the love for her), etc.). a natural beauty, classic style, curvy, delicious. a pretty good actress as well and she's been in good movies. love the ScarJo!

I thought she was cute and good in Ghost World but I never got much into her looks or acting after that.

That's a funny site though.

AntlionUK wrote:

knell wrote:

wolf89 wrote:I'm put off her by the fact that she put out an album of her completely ruining Tom Waits songs.

im not going to look that up so i can keep the dream alive

Yo man that cd was good.

No it sounds like a cold emotionless hipster karaoke of Tom Waits songs.

Seriously compare these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD5PE1Tlm5M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5B1HqumqcM

She can't fucking sing for shit. Then add in she's choosing to sing shit by someone with an incredibly powerful voice. It just sounds so limp and shit.

Beauty IS talent.

When will some of you understand.

she's yummy. lot of pretension on here. i bet your girlfriend sings Tom Waits badly too, but doesn't look as good

I don't have a girlfriend.

But it's got nothing to do with pretention anyway. Just cause you're fit and famous doesn't mean you should be able to sell cds of you fucking up other peoples music. If it was some random fat bird dong it that badly it wouldn't get released.

don't like it don't buy it don't care. that cd doesn't even exist in my world so i can just enjoy scarlet for what she is, a pretty thing to look at

the acid never lies wrote:

Intended Malice wrote:gratuitous Statist propaganda campaigns.

Change, Hope ads for Bush III.

I could take or leave her talent, but the fact is, the girl is hot. She knows how to work it and she knows how to be sexy. I respect that because that is talent in and of itself.

277. Give Kathy Griffin a blow job

deadly habit wrote:277. Give Kathy Griffin a blow job

bookmarked, thanks OP!!

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