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Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:20 pm
by elibomyekip
Got one booked for my birthday (feels good man)
They said they'll give me fentanyl and some short acting sedative I forgot the name of, but tbh I'd rather they load me full of ket.
How much am I going to hate this procedure?
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:54 pm
by fretn
It's gonna hurt like hell, one of my friends had this & my mum was working at the operating room on the other side of the building and she could hear him scream.
They couldn't get his muscle to open.
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:00 pm
by elibomyekip
I was told they might just do the first half of the colon or summat unless necessary, because the first big bend in the large intestine can be a tnuc to get around.
Was meant to be having a camera in to my stomach too, but don't think that's happening now. Didn't fancy being spitroasted by a couple of cameras.
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:49 am
by nousd
I'm convinced
where can i get one?
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:46 am
by ketamine
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:49 am
by Rare Form
elibomyekip wrote:
but tbh I'd rather they load me full of ket.
Now that's a k-hole.
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:51 am
by ketamine
Rare Form wrote:elibomyekip wrote:
but tbh I'd rather they load me full of ket.
Now that's a k-hole.
You
want to be in a K hole whilst unknown people are playing with your bum??
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:52 am
by skevin
My missus used to have a job doing the procedures.
There's nothing more erotic than going out with a woman who sticks cameras up people's bum holes.
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:04 am
by nousd
I hope she washes her hands before dealing with your old fella.
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:06 am
by Kaneda
My family has a "stinky" history of colon cancer...
Cant wait till' I'm 45 and start getting them every other year!
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:09 pm
by NilsFG
Kaneda wrote:My family has a "stinky" history of colon cancer...
Cant wait till' I'm 45 and start getting them every other year!
Same here. Only, I already need to start getting them every other year, and I'm only 18.
Re: Anyone ever had a colonoscopy?
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:17 pm
by Kaneda
NilsFG wrote:Kaneda wrote:My family has a "stinky" history of colon cancer...
Cant wait till' I'm 45 and start getting them every other year!
Same here. Only, I already need to start getting them every other year, and I'm only 18.
THAT my friend, fucking sucks. Oh well, colon cancer is a bitch, so I guess it's worth it.
