Yo mama....

Jhonny2x4 · Post by **Jhonny2x4** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:44 am

Lay em down,

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GO!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that when she slit her wrists hersheys syrup oozed out.

knell · Post by **knell** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:50 am

yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:58 am

Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died

kruptah · Post by **kruptah** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:08 am

yo mama so old..............

she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:41 am

Yo mama so crazy she understands Bright Maroon

knell · Post by **knell** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:45 am

ketamine wrote:Yo mama so crazy she understands Bright Maroon

too far man... too far

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:47 am

knell wrote: too far man... too far

LOL

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:27 am

Your mum is so fat she wore a Malcolm X T shirt and a helicopter landed on it

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:09 pm

Your biological mother is quite big indeed.

She's proppa phat tho.

Kochari · Post by **Kochari** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:14 pm

Your mums so fat other smaller women orbit around her.

k_k · Post by **k_k** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:33 pm

Yo mama so ugly she goes into a strip joint and people pay her to keep her clothes onnnnnnn

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:40 pm

Yo mama so fat, when she was at school she sat next to ERRYBODY!!1!

kwami · Post by **kwami** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:44 pm

yo mamma...

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:56 am

Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her

Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit

drummerpig · Post by **drummerpig** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:01 am

Yo momma's so fat that when she goes into the ocean, all the whales start singing "We Are Family". EPIC LOLLERSKATEZ

th@-pu$$y · Post by **th@-pu$$y** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:04 am

Yo mama's ass is so fat...when she sits down the bitch is 3ft taller!

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:34 am

Oh I mean... Yo mama's so fat, last time she fell in love she broke it.

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:21 am

Yo mama's so fat she fell over onto tesco's and lowered the prices.

HRKRT · Post by **HRKRT** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:24 am

Your mums so fat she wore stilletos and struck oil

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:41 am

your mum's so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers