How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:16 am
Through a diet of meat, curry and cocaine my spunk smells like toilet cleaner. Does the pineapple shit work?
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:17 am
Cos the bin next to my computer smells like an open bottle of bleach
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:21 am
I have been reliably informed that strawberries also help... and bananas coz they're full of potassium
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:21 am
Are you planning on giving yourself head.
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:34 am
jus lick it like a real man
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:51 am
If I could, I wouldn't have an account on here, because I'd be busy all the time.nicenice wrote:Are you planning on giving yourself head.
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:16 pm
You need to clean your body out for a week - detox.
Two glasses a day for a week after that should help - But ideally you
want to be drinking that innocent smoothie stuff.
Two glasses a day for a week after that should help - But ideally you
want to be drinking that innocent smoothie stuff.
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:50 pm
Just empty the bin then?elibomyekip wrote:Cos the bin next to my computer smells like an open bottle of bleach
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:51 pm
Garlic, Spinach, and Linburger Cheese. Do you rite.
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:08 pm
I was reliably informed that your sperm smells like one of Mr. Muscle's fingers after a day of scrubbing Vanessa Feltz's arse crack with antibacterial cleaner and blue cheese.particle-jim wrote:I have been reliably informed that strawberries also help... and bananas coz they're full of potassium
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:21 pm
Not a nice way to talk about a lady.elibomyekip wrote:Cos the bin next to my computer smells like an open bottle of bleach
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:23 pm
good saveelibomyekip wrote:Cos the bin next to my computer smells like an open bottle of bleach
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:41 pm
you know this to be true first handmesa wrote:I was reliably informed that your sperm smells like one of Mr. Muscle's fingers after a day of scrubbing Vanessa Feltz's arse crack with antibacterial cleaner and blue cheese.particle-jim wrote:I have been reliably informed that strawberries also help... and bananas coz they're full of potassium
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:50 pm
Ahh, After having a wank last night, I noticed mine has started to smell like meat, that's about to start going bad. It was awful.
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:53 pm
No Homo??
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:43 pm
nah mate... BARE homoLA_Boxers wrote:No Homo??
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:40 pm
Does it count as homo if it was a precise cum shot through an open window? Dunno what he's doing on this forum anyway, he wanks at 180 bpm
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:20 am
eat pineapples. they are man food
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:15 am
Pineapples have been ruining pizzas since day.boomstix wrote:eat pineapples. they are man food
Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:05 pm
i'll blastbeat your cock off... fast hands!mesa wrote:Does it count as homo if it was a precise cum shot through an open window? Dunno what he's doing on this forum anyway, he wanks at 180 bpm