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Today I...

demanded a preposterously large pay increase (and got it),
started earning more than my father by doing what I love (which pisses him off immensely given his not seeing what I do as a real job),
wrote a tune,
ran 10 miles,
got a free ticket to a gig which I then sold for three times its worth for drink money,
got free drink (due to my awesomeness) all night,
got my ex back (again, by being incredibly awesome),
got laid (not by my ex - yes, I'm aware this is not a good start to the relationship I have just renewed),
saved a really close friend from attempting to off himself (this action was witnessed by a large crowd, obviously being seen being cool as fuck is what really matters here)

So, my question to you is this... What did you do today?

I will be very surprised if anybody's day was more awesome than mine. Congratulations in advance to anybody who has actually managed to surpass the levels of win that I have achieved today, and to those of you who haven't managed to have a more wintastic day than I have:

< enjoy some inspiration to be more bad-ass than you currently are.


/\ If you don't wake up feeling like this guy every morning you're doing life wrong.

Have a nice fucking day!

Ps. I fucking love swearing.

now that youve turned a possibly interesting thread into you sucking your own dick...

i....
Got up at noon.
Watched some Top Gear.
Made a quesadillia and reheated some fried chicken.
Watched 15 Storeys High.
Burned data dvds to make room on my HDD.

lazy? yes.

woke up this morning felt kinda like sean puffy combs
grabbed my glasses, went out my door and decided to go to the city
oh before i left my house i brushed my teeth with jack daniels (yes i know this sounds ridiculous, but i was already wasted)
i made sure i had everything i needed because i wasn't planning on coming home this evening

I woke up around 4 am.
Worked on physics HW.
Went to school.
Beat off.
Homework.

I woke up feeling like P Diddy

Wrote a tune
Pissed people off
Not been to sleep

It has been a constructive day

Today, I woke up.
smoked a cigarette.
finished a packet.
went to my boyfriends.
dropped of an ounce.
went to school, got a 94% on my packet.
smoked a cigarette.
went to wait for my boyfriend in taco bell, bought a mountain dew.
some kid with an afro sat next to me, started eating donettes (the hostess kind. in taco bell.) and blaring lil wayne.
bought some food. went to pets-mart to get the puppy a collar.
(all white German Shepard!)
went back to boyfriends. went home.
realized my boyfriend was a dick today, called him and made him feel bad.
Finished another packet!
Went on Tumblr. realized that it's really dumb.
Decided to make an ass out of myself on this forum, because that's what i do best.
Your day was way better than mine, in fact, i'm sure your whole life is.
wanna trade?

I woke up, consulted the oracle on what to do.
We hacked into the matrix at about 12 ish.
I then manipulated the matrix with my awesome mind.
Freed a few people who were stuck inside the matrix.
Set the ball rolling for world peace between man and machines.
Then I had this huge shit, you should have seen it, this occured in the real world and not the matrix.
Morpheous took a look at my, EPIC MONSTER TURD, and fainted with astonishment.
I then had a wank in Trinity's ear.
My day has been great so far.

snypadub wrote:I woke up, consulted the oracle on what to do.
We hacked into the matrix at about 12 ish.
I then manipulated the matrix with my awesome mind.
Freed a few people who were stuck inside the matrix.
Set the ball rolling for world peace between man and machines.
Then I had this huge shit, you should have seen it, this occured in the real world and not the matrix.
Morpheous took a look at my, EPIC MONSTER TURD, and fainted with astonishment.
I then had a wank in Trinity's ear.
My day has been great so far.

actually, i'll trade lives with you instead.

I only just woke up, but I'll tell you what I done yesterday

Woke up at lunch,
Listened to Godspeed You! Black Emperor for a couple hours mulling around in bed
Started to feel hopeless because I've done nothing to help out my situation
Got a phone call asking if I wanted go to the squatters place in Whitechapel
Went to meet the girl I was going with, by the time I met her the place was closing
Got a train up anyway
While we were changing trains in Dalston had a look around for hardware stores
Everything was shut
Felt hopeless again because we just wasted a journey
Decided to go Shoreditch, found a hardware store that was open
Had a look around for locks and tools
Bought some paint instead
Walked around looking for places to graff and some cheap alcohol
Saw some hipsters do the most ridiculous hits in the cringiest way (on their fix gears, huddled around like it was an amazing piece of art and admiring its shittiness)
Bitched about hipsters
Hit up some bridge in Bethnal Green
Sat down in some alleyway/wasteland
Time went by, got drunk
Decided to go home
Got distracted in Broadgate, contemplated whether or not to make a move. The whole thing felt more romantic then it probably was.
Fucked about whilst toying with the idea
Got to Liverpool Street in time for the last train
Went home

Pretty boring

nicenice wrote:I only just woke up, but I'll tell you what I done yesterday

Woke up at lunch,
Listened to Godspeed You! Black Emperor for a couple hours mulling around in bed
Started to feel hopeless because I've done nothing to help out my situation
Got a phone call asking if I wanted go to the squatters place in Whitechapel
Went to meet the girl I was going with, by the time I met her the place was closing
Got a train up anyway
While we were changing trains in Dalston had a look around for hardware stores
Everything was shut
Felt hopeless again because we just wasted a journey
Decided to go Shoreditch, found a hardware store that was open
Had a look around for locks and tools
Bought some paint instead
Walked around looking for places to graff and some cheap alcohol
Saw some hipsters do the most ridiculous hits in the cringiest way (on their fix gears, huddled around like it was an amazing piece of art and admiring its shittiness)
Bitched about hipsters
Hit up some bridge in Bethnal Green
Sat down in some alleyway/wasteland
Time went by, got drunk
Decided to go home
Got distracted in Broadgate, contemplated whether or not to make a move. The whole thing felt more romantic then it probably was.
Fucked about whilst toying with the idea
Got to Liverpool Street in time for the last train
Went home

Pretty boring

wouldn't had been so boring had you made the move, man.

Dankhurricane wrote: went to wait for my boyfriend in taco bell

Get a new one.

Dankhurricane wrote: wanna trade?

No

Kaneda wrote:I woke up around 4 am.
Worked on physics HW.
Went to school.
Beat off.
Homework.

I deem your day to have been highly constructive.

kaiori, you are a tnuc and i hate successful people. why do things like that not happen to me?
what do you do for a living that earns you so much by the way?

oh, and today i have been hungover, tried to recall events from last night, got secretly jealous of my girlfriend having fun in places where im not, made a bacon sandwich and listen to old skool rave. however, there is still plenty of potential in the evening. for me to do even less things.

Woke up at 8
Downloaded some tunes
Now I'm at school, "working" on an essay that's due in 3 hours...
That's it. It's only 10 here though, so I'm not quite as boring as it appears.

Woke up with a wee little hangover, went to make girlfriend a cup of tea before she went to work, no tea bags and milk is off, sat on the PC for the past 5 hours instead of venturing into uni, had a wank and listened to tunes.

Today holds the following (since it's only half way through my day); plenty of gaming and then eat, get laid and sleep.

Same as every fucking day. Peace.

had a wank & tried to seduce my 15 year old brother!!

!!aehc

Woke up at 1:15.
Ate toast.
Drank Tea.
Listened to Rinse.
Drank Tea.
Ate a hot crossed bun.
Drank Tea.
Listening to Rinse.

That's quite a lot for 2hrs and 15 mins to be fair...

Woke up
Went to Work
...still at work





The plan for the rest of the day:
Go home
Smoke weed
Surf net
Make beats
Fuck missus
Sleep



Suits me...

Today I got my GCSE results.

English = A
Maths = B
Triple Science;
Physics = A*
Chemistry = C
Biology = D
History = B
ICT = A
Citizenship = B
PE (Compulsury subject now..) = D

Im pretty happy!

I built something that reads tweets out to me.