How Dubstep should have ended
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:10 pm
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sd5 wrote:a topic with great potential
herein, so far, unrealized
One Friday night in 2008 a secret cabal of ninjas put their year of planning into action.
They visited every venue holding a dubstep night and installed a death ray within every sub.
This death ray was activated by the drop in Spongebob,
instantly vapourizing skanking steppas, de-sexing those around the walls
& deafening anyone for a kilometer around.
The members of the conspiracy all happily died in the process but left one surprise
that ensured that dubstep ended that night.
They had planted a vinyl-eating macrophage in all record distributor's wharehouses
which was spread by human touch.
Simultaneously they uploaded an undefendable virus that destroyed any digital resemblances to dubstep.
They didn't worry about tapes because they knew that anyone that survived
who had dubstep recorded to cassette
would understand the intent and either destroy them or keep secret.
That's how dubstep should've ended imo.
I have dubstep tapes, memories are also incredibly accurate at recalling song information (inc. pitch reproduction).HRKRT wrote:sd5 wrote:a topic with great potential
herein, so far, unrealized
One Friday night in 2008 a secret cabal of ninjas put their year of planning into action.
They visited every venue holding a dubstep night and installed a death ray within every sub.
This death ray was activated by the drop in Spongebob,
instantly vapourizing skanking steppas, de-sexing those around the walls
& deafening anyone for a kilometer around.
The members of the conspiracy all happily died in the process but left one surprise
that ensured that dubstep ended that night.
They had planted a vinyl-eating macrophage in all record distributor's wharehouses
which was spread by human touch.
Simultaneously they uploaded an undefendable virus that destroyed any digital resemblances to dubstep.
They didn't worry about tapes because they knew that anyone that survived
who had dubstep recorded to cassette
would understand the intent and either destroy them or keep secret.
That's how dubstep should've ended imo.
klippa/jackal queenston/[insert thousands of other furry personas here] is spanking it to his album covers, i swear!knell wrote:klippa is indeed good at what he does
i know right...hasezwei wrote:klippa/jackal queenston/[insert thousands of other furry personas here] is spanking it to his album covers, i swear!knell wrote:klippa is indeed good at what he does![]()
this guy is outright scary, how the fuck can one release so much? he's got a whole label with tons of albums all by him with different aliases.
i was really pissed though when he ripped off terror danjah, i mean... not ripping off just noticed he actually just sampled it, see for yourself:knell wrote:i know right...hasezwei wrote:klippa/jackal queenston/[insert thousands of other furry personas here] is spanking it to his album covers, i swear!knell wrote:klippa is indeed good at what he does![]()
this guy is outright scary, how the fuck can one release so much? he's got a whole label with tons of albums all by him with different aliases.![]()
pretty sure he just doesnt sleep, like, ever
haha im not surprised that he's using presets and biting peoples lines, otherwise he'd have to be 100 years old to get all his programming done, shame that he's trying to profit on it tho, but he's probably only made a few dollars off of that tunehasezwei wrote:i was really pissed though when he ripped off terror danjah, i mean... not ripping off just noticed he actually just sampled itknell wrote:i know right...hasezwei wrote:klippa/jackal queenston/[insert thousands of other furry personas here] is spanking it to his album covers, i swear!knell wrote:klippa is indeed good at what he does![]()
this guy is outright scary, how the fuck can one release so much? he's got a whole label with tons of albums all by him with different aliases.![]()
pretty sure he just doesnt sleep, like, ever
(btw, nice ableton preset breakbeat in that)
he's actually selling this tune on bandcamp. that's some highly illegal shit there