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A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:32 pm
by -dubson-
Acceptable?

Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:34 pm
by ketamine

a what now?
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:49 pm
by Pada
whattt?
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:51 pm
by -dubson-
would you?
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:54 pm
by crackf
ooohh yes
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:55 pm
by particle-jim
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:02 pm
by -dubson-
Good find
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:08 pm
by fractal
you mean you weren't referencing that? good god, man
as long as she's legal and willing, i guess
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:15 pm
by Rekah
fractal wrote:you mean you weren't referencing that? good god, man
as long as she's legal and willing, i guess
actually laughed out load
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:19 pm
by -dubson-
I wasnt referencing that...
Me and Coppla were having a convosation about his mate who got with someone with ermm.. learning problems. The idea popped into my head.
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:20 pm
by BLAHBLAHJAH
Kids are getting thicker these days
EDIT: Wasn't offensive, jokinly means "take what you can get"
If a limbless cyclops be it... so be it
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:37 am
by jameshk
PICS OR GTFO
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:08 pm
by Coppola
YES. I WOULD. I DO WHAT FEELS GOOD NAHMEAN.
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:13 pm
by WhosZena
Tasteless?
A girl with no arms and no legs is lying on the beach...
...as a guy approaches she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never been kissed by a man before, would you kiss me?" So the guy leans down and kisses her and then goes on his way.
A second guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never seen a man's penis before, could I see yours?" The guy looks around to see that no one else is looking, and then he momentarily exposes himself to her and then goes on his way.
A third guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have on arms and no legs and I've never been fucked by a guy before, would you fuck me?" So he picks her up and throws her into the water and says "You're fucked now!"
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:16 pm
by RandomEyez
She had it coming
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:41 pm
by aspect-dubz
WhosZena? wrote:Tasteless?
A girl with no arms and no legs is lying on the beach...
...as a guy approaches she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never been kissed by a man before, would you kiss me?" So the guy leans down and kisses her and then goes on his way.
A second guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never seen a man's penis before, could I see yours?" The guy looks around to see that no one else is looking, and then he momentarily exposes himself to her and then goes on his way.
A third guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have on arms and no legs and I've never been fucked by a guy before, would you fuck me?" So he picks her up and throws her into the water and says "You're fucked now!"

Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:07 am
by sigbowls
shes looking for nematodes
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:52 am
by boomstix
did anyone else read that nurse-kun link?
jaysus kiddy fiddling kerist. it's a wild world on the internetz
Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:15 am
by dj seizure
what the hell

Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:28 pm
by frank grimes jr.
boomstix wrote:did anyone else read that nurse-kun link?
jaysus kiddy fiddling kerist. it's a wild world on the internetz
Hilarious.