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I like to pee sitting down.

Am I alone in this?

Sometimes i like to pee like I have downs syndrome. Trousers round my ankles, a slight draft brushing my buttcheeks.

You ever take a shit in the urinal?

I need to do that before i die.

I always piss sitting down unless im drunk

Have you ever taken a shit on someone's car? fuckin liberating

AllNightDayDream wrote:I always piss sitting down unless im drunk

opposite, for me

knell wrote:

AllNightDayDream wrote:I always piss sitting down unless im drunk

opposite, for me

^ This. Or trying to be quiet/sneeky

Sometimes a man just doesn't want to stand

Never crosses my mind unless it's one of those dilemas of diarhea or vomit... Usually ain't a hard choice if there's a sink at hand... Tag team made in heaven

Sitting down pissing is creepy though. The propulsion seems to end in bell end making contact with porcelain

danrev wrote:Sometimes i like to pee like I have downs syndrome. Trousers round my ankles, a slight draft brushing my buttcheeks.

AllNightDayDream wrote:
Have you ever taken a shit on someone's car? fuckin liberating

I have

Thread gave me deja vu.. Think the last one was about ladies standing with the aid of their hands. Or hosepipes.

Fascinating subject

sometimes all the time

I always do this at works, wastes alot more time, I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I have the runs constantly as I go to the toilet 4/5 times in the 4hrs I'm there... I jus chill out for abit

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote: Sitting down pissing is creepy though. The propulsion seems to end in bell end making contact with porcelain

this is the worst thing, especially when taking a shit in a public toilet and you dont know who else has been rubbing up against it

doing a poo with an erection is kinda wierd too