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I am better than your kids
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:38 pm
by Motorway to Roswell
http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/
I am Maddox, a 32-year-old computer programmer and writer. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.
Jon, age 8
That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler.
Rachel, age 7
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:40 pm
by Motorway to Roswell
Nice proportions, shit head. The orange looks like a plum, the strawberry like a pineapple, and your future like unemployment.
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:44 pm
by BLAHBLAHJAH
Haha classic stuff, I actually drew up some entries for his book a few years ago, but missed the deadline by a day or so. The entrance was "draw a donley being punched in the face"
Full site
http://maddox.xmission.com/
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:49 pm
by fractal
good thing he's not trying to criticize work above his intelligence level
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:51 pm
by pompende
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:14 pm
by 1017_duck
oh man..haven't been to this site in years. maddox owns.
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:37 am
by Swanwickk
This website has be catagorised as : tasteless
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Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:02 am
by DRTY
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Haha classic stuff, I actually drew up some entries for his book a few years ago, but missed the deadline by a day or so. The entrance was "draw a donley being punched in the face"
Full site
http://maddox.xmission.com/
this is awesome!
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:21 am
by pdomino
Fuckin' excellent Roswell !
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:50 pm
by NilsFG
Ooooooold.
Shame maddox doesn't do articles anymore.
Re: I am better than your kids
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:44 pm
by WhosZena
Its the law that all 5 year olds must draw oversized heads.
Probably down to the fact that a lot of them house one.
