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xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:20 am
by noam
so i know when you get to a certain age you kinda start accepting you aint gona get a whole lot, which is fine, i honestly dont care

but you know when someone gives you cash for a present, and gradually over time as you get older... well all im sayin is inflation. but that envelope never gets heavier.

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:43 am
by JemGrover
noam wrote:so i know when you get to a certain age you kinda start accepting you aint gona get a whole lot, which is fine, i honestly dont care

but you know when someone gives you cash for a present, and gradually over time as you get older... well all im sayin is inflation. but that envelope never gets heavier.
Does when you're grandma wins the lottery :wink:

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:48 am
by hayze99
True that.

Also, I live in the UK, and most of my family live in the US. The dollar conversion rate is not very kind.

Although whoever gave the advice in the Christmas presents thread to get your family to make you a CD, props. Although I asked and all I got was moans. :(

"I don't know how to make a CD, though", says my mum, all whilst I'm 99% sure she's surfing YouTube for videos of cats.

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:27 am
by dubloke
hayze99 wrote:"I don't know how to make a CD, though", says my mum, all whilst I'm 99% sure she's surfing YouTube for videos of cats.
-w-

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:06 am
by apmje
hayze99 wrote:
"I don't know how to make a CD, though", says my mum, all whilst I'm 99% sure she's surfing YouTube for videos of cats.
-w- -w-

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:48 pm
by yooamatwa
noam wrote:so i know when you get to a certain age you kinda start accepting you aint gona get a whole lot, which is fine, i honestly dont care
Dunno you get to a certain age....get a job...you buy the stuff you want..... when someone buys/makes something you just appreciate the gesture

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:30 am
by helix
JemGrover wrote:
noam wrote:so i know when you get to a certain age you kinda start accepting you aint gona get a whole lot, which is fine, i honestly dont care

but you know when someone gives you cash for a present, and gradually over time as you get older... well all im sayin is inflation. but that envelope never gets heavier.
Does when you're grandma wins the lottery :wink:
I hate you so much.

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:27 am
by murky21
anyone provide me with some present ideas for my GF's birthday on Sunday?! So far all I have got is some of this banging fruit cider she likes so I'm seriously lacking atm

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:39 am
by cityzen
murky21 wrote:anyone provide me with some present ideas for my GF's birthday on Sunday?! So far all I have got is some of this banging fruit cider she likes so I'm seriously lacking atm
Ticket to lowpass? Dunno, what's she into, psychology and tatts, yeah?

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:19 am
by Electric_Head
murky21 wrote:anyone provide me with some present ideas for my GF's birthday on Sunday?! So far all I have got is some of this banging fruit cider she likes so I'm seriously lacking atm
you`re in need of serious help
fruit cider?
went all in didn`t you

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:17 am
by noam
take her out for a proper posh meal and book a room at some swanky hotel

basically stuff you can do too which is always great

or flying lessons

or an interail ticket

or expensive makeup/perfume etc. (fucking well boring tho)

or surprise her with a day trip to like, Paris or something

fuck... its really hard to think of anything actually cool and original...

wait!!!

Image

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:20 am
by LACE
noam wrote: fuck... its really hard to think of anything actually cool and original...

wait!!!

Image
:cornlol:

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:07 am
by murky21
cityzen wrote: Ticket to lowpass? Dunno, what's she into, psychology and tatts, yeah?
ha, she doesnt even like her own tattoos any more but mentioning psychology actually made me think I could get her a years subscription to new scientist as part of it, good work! she loves that shit...

@electric head - haha, the cider is just a small bonus trust - Rekorderlig, well tasty..

and noam haha thats pretty jokes about the doritos...would feel a bit wrong recycling your wit and doing that tho haha... definitely on the meal ting tho, had that planned, just need to find something material that will last too i rekon....
cheers!

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:19 am
by brettheaslewood
murky21 wrote:just need to find something material that will last too i rekon....
cheers!
embroid her name on your hanky.

:)

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:49 am
by Electric_Head
brettheaslewood wrote:
murky21 wrote:just need to find something material that will last too i rekon....
cheers!
embroid your dick on her hanky.

:)
fixed

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:12 pm
by Gewze
Electric_Head wrote:
brettheaslewood wrote:
murky21 wrote:just need to find something material that will last too i rekon....
cheers!
embroid your dick on her hanky.

:)
fixed
when you google ''penis on hanky'' with safe search off, its a bad experience

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:27 pm
by nnny
Gewze wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
brettheaslewood wrote:
murky21 wrote:just need to find something material that will last too i rekon....
cheers!
embroid your dick on her hanky.

:)
fixed
when you google ''penis on hanky'' with safe search off, its a bad experience
The only thing I wonder when reading this is how you know :lol:

Also, Rekorderlig. FUCK YES! WIN!

That dorito's picture made me pmsl haha

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:33 pm
by Gewze
nnny wrote:
Gewze wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
brettheaslewood wrote:
murky21 wrote:just need to find something material that will last too i rekon....
cheers!
embroid your dick on her hanky.

:)
fixed
when you google ''penis on hanky'' with safe search off, its a bad experience
The only thing I wonder when reading this is how you know :lol:

Also, Rekorderlig. FUCK YES! WIN!

That dorito's picture made me pmsl haha
i tried to find a hanky with a dick on it :dunce:

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:45 pm
by nnny
Oh, I bet you succeeded! :D

Re: xmas/birthday presents

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:50 pm
by murky21
FUCK misses bday real soon, had shit sorted but has sold out running out of time....ideas anyone??????????/