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Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:42 pm
by firky
Celebrate your purchases here
Black hair dye with instructions in what I assume is Arabic and disposable gloves three sizes too small for a seven year old child.
Microwavable plate that warped when I first used it.
An anti-fog shaving mirror that fogs up.
JalapeƱo fairy lights that actually work and run off a small battery pack.
All for a quid. I love you poundland.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:45 pm
by dubmatters
Washing powder that doesn't clean your clothes and makes them smell like old farts.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:47 pm
by dubmatters
Boxes that are very suitable for records but break as soon as you carry them somewhere.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:17 pm
by kidshuffle
Dyin those grey hairs, hey grandpa?
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:20 pm
by noam
loadsa paint...
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:24 pm
by DRTY
anti-freeze screen wash
bought it when it was real cold. Put it in pure.
defrosted screen using tepid water and a scraper.
drove off.
sprayed anti-freeze screen wash.
windscreen froze instantly.
nearly died.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:28 pm
by wubstep
Pocket-size speakers, reduced to 50p.
Headphones were louder.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:37 pm
by leebass
DRTY wrote:anti-freeze screen wash
bought it when it was real cold. Put it in pure.
defrosted screen using tepid water and a scraper.
drove off.
sprayed anti-freeze screen wash.
windscreen froze instantly.
nearly died.
Laughed so hard at this.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:20 pm
by noam
someone should do a new meme of poundland experiences
Poundland Alpaca maybe
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:22 am
by 64hz
next time someones in a pound shop buy something awesome, post a pic here, whoever buys the best thing wins 4 internets.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:09 am
by pandabear
Ohh, Poundland. I had my encounter in Edgware. I bought plastic food containers, a lock,
a British flag sticker, stationary, tea, and crisps that I've never seen or tasted before. Poundland reminded me of one of my favorite stores, the 99 Cents Only Stores, where I always overspend on crap I don't need. And find their organizing skills full of lols.
Like this vaginal suppository next to Halls, for example. Um, WTF?

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:11 am
by Shum
^ WTF indeed

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:07 am
by koro inu
leebass wrote:DRTY wrote:anti-freeze screen wash
bought it when it was real cold. Put it in pure.
defrosted screen using tepid water and a scraper.
drove off.
sprayed anti-freeze screen wash.
windscreen froze instantly.
nearly died.
Laughed so hard at this.
me too. although if you put it on your windscreen when that's freezing, it's not the screenwashes fault!
never bought anything from poundland. mainly because it's full of mouth breathers and the uneducated

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:11 am
by wub
I got a copy of this from Poundland in Wandsworth. It's not been out of the car since

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:13 am
by koro inu
spare ice scraper for the windscreen is it?

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:16 am
by wub
koro inu wrote:spare ice scraper for the windscreen is it?

Surprisingly listenable trance/house compilation. And fuck it, at 50p a CD who gives a crap.
[Also the CD player in the Pug is a bit iffy and only plays 1 in 30 CDs I try]
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:35 am
by volcanogeorge
The one near me sells porn, no joke.
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:39 am
by wub
volcanogeorge wrote:The one near me sells porn, no joke.
Poundland porn?

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:14 am
by HamCrescendo
noam wrote:loadsa paint...
yes many cars need to be repainted
Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:17 am
by firky
noam wrote:someone should do a new meme of poundland experiences
Poundland Alpaca maybe
NAh it would have to be something cheap and tacky to reflect pound land:
