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Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:26 am
by Kodachrome
Awoke from a slumber and saw an old woman shrouded in darkness leering at me in the corner of my bedroom.
The only thing I could think was "oh god this ghost hag watches me jack off".
So now I'm seriously worried, does this ghost bitch watch me masturbate?
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:32 am
by Sheff
did you try hitting her?
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:34 am
by Kodachrome
Sheff wrote:did you try hitting her?
Hell no man I tucked my head under the covers like a bitch.
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:35 am
by particle-jim
next time just ask if she's down to fuck
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:36 am
by Kodachrome
particle-jim wrote:next time just ask if she's down to fuck
Probably get things nice and wet back to working order with some of that ghastly ectoplasm.
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:37 am
by Shum
Give Bill Murray a ring, he'll know what to do.
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:42 am
by sigbowls
get ghost adventurs to do a show there
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:44 am
by Kodachrome
Shum wrote:Give Bill Murray a ring, he'll know what to do.
My ex's sister met murray @ a bar in charleston, said he was a really chill guy and was with a super young/fit chick. bought them all drinks
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:20 am
by kingGhost
bill murray has a tendency to randomly show up at dive bars all the time, hangin with the young and hip
and OP: lay off the pipe
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:59 am
by 64hz
Sheff wrote:did you try hitting on her?
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:03 am
by particle-jim
lol this thread title could easily go in the burial name generator thread
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:20 am
by knell
Seeing an old lady (old hag syndrome) is a common symptom of sleep paralysis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:40 am
by Mr Hyde
best not to hide under your covers like a 7 year old pussy.....pretty sure if you got up and looked it'd be a coat hung up or you'd wake up enough to realise you're just imagining it
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:40 am
by LACE
lol ghost wank.
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:13 am
by vertx
I had this a month or so ago, woke up in fear with the strongest feeling there was a witch leaning over my shoulder
. Then realised how wack this actually was and dosed back off
Didn't think too much of it until I read this.
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:28 am
by phrex
@vertx: i swear i read your nickname ''vex'd'' when i klicked on the thread title...
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:31 am
by Neptune
LACE wrote:lol ghost wank.
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:55 am
by vertx
vulvavibration wrote:@vertx: i swear i read your nickname ''vex'd'' when i klicked on the thread title...
haha if only
I've been meaning to make a new account as there's another dude on here with the username vertex, really can't be bothered though he doesn't seem to post too often these days, not that you could blame him
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:41 pm
by honey-d
Shoulda just skeeted on her
Re: Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:08 pm
by neon-dubz
honey-d wrote:Shoulda just skeeted on her
''Imma skeet skeet skeet all over you''
