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An Underage DMZ

Post by dragstar » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:21 pm

was thinking of hitting DMZ on the 7th, but man happens to be underage :(
how strict are the bouncers on fake ID's, would they settle for a edited photocopy of my passport?
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by Sykotic » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:33 pm

I would like to go too, I'm going to be 18 5 days later anyway :corncry:

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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by doonedave » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:40 pm

ive always wanted to know this, im going to try the in may.

you would need a vaid id. no one accepts potocopy passports, to easy to fake. make a student card or something idk.
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by dragstar » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:46 pm

Sykotic wrote:I would like to go too, I'm going to be 18 5 days later anyway :corncry:
lol peak for you brother,

atm im scowering google for an ID that looks good enough too fool a bouncer
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by doonedave » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:52 pm

they need to be able to scan it. thats the problem.
got a older mate that looks like you, use his.
thats what i do. :h:
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by cityzen » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:08 pm

doonedave wrote:they need to be able to scan it. thats the problem.
got a older mate that looks like you, use his.
thats what i do. :h:
They do not scan it at Mass. They are fairly tight on ID there. I get carded when I go and i'm in my late 20's. Having said that, if you can get a passport from a mate that is over 18, but the photo was taken before puberty, you'll probably be alright. Just learn how to spell his name and where he was born etc just in case they ask.
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by cosmic_surgeon » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:15 pm

cityzen wrote:
doonedave wrote:they need to be able to scan it. thats the problem.
got a older mate that looks like you, use his.
thats what i do. :h:
They do not scan it at Mass. They are fairly tight on ID there. I get carded when I go and i'm in my late 20's. Having said that, if you can get a passport from a mate that is over 18, but the photo was taken before puberty, you'll probably be alright. Just learn how to spell his name and where he was born etc just in case they ask.
+1.

My mate's little brother used to borrow my provisional driver's license all the time. Worked for him every time he tried - he looked vaaaaguely like me at 16 (when the pic was taken) hair-style/colour-wise. Never been to Mass though so couldn't say about those particular bouncers. Worth a shot.
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by dragstar » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:16 pm

i was thinking purchasing a fake id online, any tips?
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by dubmatters » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:51 pm

dragstar wrote:i was thinking purchasing a fake id online, any tips?
waste of money.

only valid id is driving licence or passport.

maybe apart from those citizen cards, but I've never met someone who has one.

http://www.citizencard.com/
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by doonedave » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:10 am

yeah really no point. only decent if you want to buy cigarettes/drink underage.
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by Neptune » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:32 am

dubmatters wrote:
dragstar wrote:i was thinking purchasing a fake id online, any tips?
waste of money.

only valid id is driving licence or passport.

maybe apart from those citizen cards, but I've never met someone who has one.

http://www.citizencard.com/
I have one! They're shit, I never get accepted into clubs with them. Except for Cable.

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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by kingGhost » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:27 am

just wait til next dmz? round these parts the club can get in trouble and the party can get shut down if the club is accepting fake ID's and get caught
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by Incognitorecords » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:07 am

Get a friend who looks like you and use his ID.

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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by kay » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:50 pm

Go early. Might be able to get in if you don't look particularly young.

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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by test_recordings » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:44 pm

cityzen wrote:
doonedave wrote:they need to be able to scan it. thats the problem.
got a older mate that looks like you, use his.
thats what i do. :h:
They do not scan it at Mass. They are fairly tight on ID there. I get carded when I go and i'm in my late 20's. Having said that, if you can get a passport from a mate that is over 18, but the photo was taken before puberty, you'll probably be alright. Just learn how to spell his name and where he was born etc just in case they ask.
Scanning ID? Please elaborate, never heard of it though it seems others have
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dragstar wrote:i was thinking purchasing a fake id online, any tips?
waste of money.

only valid id is driving licence or passport.

maybe apart from those citizen cards, but I've never met someone who has one.

http://www.citizencard.com/
I've never known anyone to ever have one of them accepted! Complete waste of money, you might as well get a provisional driving license

I have one! They're shit, I never get accepted into clubs with them. Except for Cable.

Only good for using in supermarkets and cornershops.
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by horsefeather » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:47 pm

ask your brother hes ID ( if you have one ) my brother did the same for a party somewhere in brussels where you needed to be +18 and it worked.
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by Neptune » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:51 pm

Scanning ID, they scan it using a computer, and your picture and address comes up on the screen. It's just so if something happens in the club, then they have your details.

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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by dragstar » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:58 pm

I JUST WANNA GO TO DMZ :corncry: :corncry: :corncry: :corncry: :corncry: :corncry: :corncry: :corncry:


the worst part is that i live in brixton and have to walk past mass pritty much every day, I passed it on my way home on the sixth birthday and a tear was shed looking at all the dubsteppers so excited for the night ahead. WHYOWHY?!!?!?! :u:
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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by mVI » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:06 pm

dragstar wrote:the worst part is that i live in brixton and have to walk past mass pritty much every day, I passed it on my way home on the sixth birthday and a tear was shed looking at all the dubsteppers so excited for the night ahead. WHYOWHY?!!?!?! :u:
Maan, that's harsh.

Though it's almost as bad living just a couple of hours train ride away and having no one who wants to go with you. Dragging the girlfriend along from my first in summer though :Q:

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Re: An Underage DMZ

Post by doonedave » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:56 pm

worth a try getting in if you live so close. so long jorney back if you are rejected.
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