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http://www.zenhiser.com/products/The-Du ... it-01.html
Clocking in at just over 300 insanely processed dubstep drum sounds " The Dubstep Drum Kit " is the essential audio arsenal for any and all dubtep producers and remixers. Constructed from the ground up this amazing array of dubstep drums including kicks, hats, claps, snares, crashes, uprisers and one shots has been designed simply to assault all speaker cones and rhythmically correct dubstep beats in minutes.
" The Dubstep Drum Kit " is an all out assault on the dubstep producers drum arsenal. An absolute must for anyone who likes their drum sounds tight, pumping and sharp.

Whether you're creating your dubstep beats from scratch or wishing to add something inspirational to your dubstep music productions Zenhiser has you covered. Giving all dubstep masters creative control over their beats " The Dubstep Drum Kit " must not be missed. Simply check out the preview to hear what these dubstep drum sounds are all about.



http://www.zenhiser.com/products/The-Du ... it-01.html

Is this an advert?

i like zennhiserr, but im always wary of any thing pandering to a particuler genre.

I don't want my drum arsenal to be assaulted.

oh gawd no! dont want my speaker cones to be assulted either! who would make such a product!!! i love my cones!

this advertisement makes no sense, its just a bunch of meaningless buzzword gaffes
drum samples are free.

samples wrote:and rhythmically correct dubstep beats in minutes.

wat

To their credit it's priced well.

Why not give em what they want.

siderealdb.... i NEED that product , does it come with presets? do you accept anal virginity?! thru gay-pal?

Fbac wrote:siderealdb.... i NEED that product , does it come with presets?

That's one of the great things about this product. You don't need presets! Everytime you start it up, crazy unique basses with already programmed LFO rates appear in your sequencer. As an added bonus it also does all the resampling work for you. You literally just need to open it up and it'll export the song, and send it to every label. Perfect for the producer who's so frustrated at not being the greatest within a weeks time. Skip the research and hard work, and rake in the cash. It's just that easy folks!

Fbac wrote: do you accept anal virginity?! thru gay-pal?

That's Mr. Samples department

^ i dunno siderealdb still sounds like alot of work. cant you make it a .exe that does all that for me, i mean opening a DAW? wtf thats so last decade,, cant i have instant success?

"tight" and "sharp" drums can get right the fuck out of my dubstep

Fbac wrote:^ i dunno siderealdb still sounds like alot of work. cant you make it a .exe that does all that for me, i mean opening a DAW? wtf thats so last decade,, cant i have instant success?

I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but at this very moment our research team is developing a little portable red button that will automatically do all of this even when your nowhere near a computer! You can attach it to a special necklace (sold seperatly), or to your clothing with our patented 100th generation velcro(also sold seperatly). There are no limits to how many times you can press it either! The only time you'll have to leave the house is when your carrying bags of hundred dollar bills! So what do you think gang? Pretty impressive right?

hahahahahah jeez fellas all he's doing is trying to sell a pack of drum samples...

You lost me at "insanely processed".

Siderealdb wrote:

Fbac wrote:^ i dunno siderealdb still sounds like alot of work. cant you make it a .exe that does all that for me, i mean opening a DAW? wtf thats so last decade,, cant i have instant success?

I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but at this very moment our research team is developing a little portable red button that will automatically do all of this even when your nowhere near a computer! You can attach it to a special necklace (sold seperatly), or to your clothing with our patented 100th generation velcro(also sold seperatly). There are no limits to how many times you can press it either! The only time you'll have to leave the house is when your carrying bags of hundred dollar bills! So what do you think gang? Pretty impressive right?

Push a button? seriously do you know how much effort that sound like?! and i have to keep pushing the button to get a new track! I dont mind paying for the necklace the button the velcro thats cool buying stuff is cool, but push a button?! that sounds like i dunno effort. I want the fame and money and honey while i sleep? Could you make a sleep mode? so i sleep and wake up to be the next Datillixscion?

kingGhost wrote:hahahahahah jeez fellas all he's doing is trying to sell a pack of drum samples...

Whos doing what now? , have you not seen siderealdbs limited companys new patented Product!!

samples wrote:insanely processed [. . .] drum sounds

samples wrote:Whether you're creating your dubstep beats from scratch or wishing to add something inspirational to your dubstep music productions

Because these are mutually exclusive goals?

fuckwit spambot took a really cool alias too, that someone good could have chosen in the future, but nay.

kingGhost wrote:hahahahahah jeez fellas all he's doing is trying to sell a pack of drum samples...

Welcome, to the internet...

Omg to be a good producer everyone knows that you need to use vengeance samples.

-[2]DAY_- wrote: fuckwit spambot took a really cool alias too, that someone good could have chosen in the future, but nay.

Samples above has an ep out on the dubs board i do belive, altho didnt check it.
.....so its not an advert but samples is giving us a heads up on a good product? im confused...

FuhNetIk wrote:Omg to be a good producer everyone knows that you need to use vengeance samples.

I missed the boat on that snare,, but i did get an acapellla cd (on special offer) from them ages ago and the quality was awesome, heard they also do a sidechain compresser vst too.