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COMMUNIST SPACE MUTANTS WANT TO SUCKLE ON THE TEET OF YOUR FREEDOM

legend4ry wrote: we will try and get a forum split and that if there's enough votes (poll will be put up by the end of the week).

Communist space mutants want to tear apart your beloved DSF, under the leadership of nowaysj - an insidious and faceless tentacle beast intent on wrapping his oily space tentacles around the oesophagus of freedom by splitting the forum.

http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.p ... &start=200.

I ask you, why has nobody ever seen the face of nowaysj?

The answer is simple...

...HE HAS NO FACE!

Nowaysj is obviously some sort of incredulous space creature who hates freedom, he wants to divide us so that he might consolidate his own power base.

Here's an artists interpretation of what nowaysj looks like:



Facts about nowaysj:

1., nowaysj sustains himself not with food as us humans do but on the crushed souls of those who he has drained dry of their freedom.

2., nowaysj hates america

3., nowaysj can shape shift into anything he desires; WE MUST COUNTER HIS ACTIVITY BY SUSPECTING EVERYONE!

4., nowaysj has been sabotaging American operations in space

5., nowaysj killed Apollo Creed

6., nowaysj is the reason advertisements are so loud by comparison to television shows

7., nowaysj is the founding member of the 'League of Evil' an anti-League of Nations intent on causing disruption and chaos

8., nowaysj - as he has appeared in numerous occasions throughout human history to cause dissent and human suffering - is the basis of all of DC and Marvel comics' villains

9., nowaysj smears himself in nutella and dances a hideous tentacle dance under the moonlight at the turn of each decade - there's nothing really sinister about this, i just thought you should know

10., nowaysj is the reason you keep losing your keys - he sneaks into the homes of innocent people and moves things around so they can never find them.

As one of our outstanding historical figures once said, “When a great democracy is destroyed, it will not be from enemies from without, but rather because of enemies from within.”

There is only one sure way to defend our beloved DSF from the lies and untruths and mishonesties of this insidious space octopus.

LURKERS I CALL UPON YOU.



When it comes time to vote on whether the forum should be split we must vote in great numbers, lurky numbers, against his evil plans and we might just remain free.

For the rest of you:



And remember, a vote for a split forum makes you a space octopus loving commie!

Genius

This is gold

kaiori breathe wrote:10., nowaysj is the reason you keep losing your keys - he sneaks into the homes of innocent people and moves things around so they can never find them.

The bastard

Fuckin LOL

I bet he's also the reason I keep losing one sock and have to walk around with mismatching socks all the time.

JBE wrote:I bet he's also the reason I keep losing one sock and have to walk around with mismatching socks all the time.

Not only that, but he's the reason you have holes in your socks...

Psh.

LOL

As much as I like nowaysj, I think the forum splitting thing is kind of a stupid idea. This place isn't that bad. If people hate it so much, they should find a different forum, or better yet, buy a few books and learn on your own.

A lot (not all) of the people who are suggesting that the forum gets split are the ones that will flood the n00b threads with abuse when they crop up. It's a self perpetuating problem. If people would just either ignore them, or else post a clear response to the Skrillex bass style threads, giving links to where the subject has already been covered, then they wouldn't complain about the threads all the time.

wub wrote:the ones that will flood the n00b threads with abuse when they crop up.

Not n00b threads, douchebag, asshole, c unit face threads. N00bs get the answers they are looking for.

nowaysj wrote:

wub wrote:the ones that will flood the n00b threads with abuse when they crop up.

Not n00b threads, douchebag, asshole, c unit face threads. N00bs get the answers they are looking for.

Hear, hear!

Oh, and yes, I cannot be stopped!





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I'm not sure what is going on, and what it is going to look like. It could totally suck a fatty. Could be good too? Maybe we'll see. So funny that you're making me out to be the posterboy of this forum split, after having argued against it, whatever, we'll see

Kai deserves an award for best topics created

DSF's future :

More un-thought-out joking psuedo-arguments from Kaiori, complete with images to prove the point he failed to have before he clicked 'New Thread'...

He will continue to make topics which belong in 'genreal discussion' in the production forum, helping to keep this place useful, educational, and on topic.

More mods changing and fixing things that arent broken, like the dubs forum.

Weekly threads in woe of everything thats wrong with DSF.

Still no simple locking of repeated topics which would really be the end all to this, because the mods are afraid of offending the 8,000 people registering daily to post topics that already exist on the top pages of forums.

Basic A wrote:DSF's future :

More un-thought-out joking psuedo-arguments from Kaiori, complete with images to prove the point he failed to have before he clicked 'New Thread'...

He will continue to make topics which belong in 'genreal discussion' in the production forum, helping to keep this place useful, educational, and on topic.

More mods changing and fixing things that arent broken, like the dubs forum.

Weekly threads in woe of everything thats wrong with DSF.

Still no simple locking of repeated topics which would really be the end all to this, because the mods are afraid of offending the 8,000 people registering daily to post topics that already exist on the top pages of forums.

Jo let me help mod im always home and would close shit all day