Help me emigrate!

daft cunt · Post by **daft cunt** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:46 am

Some of you may have heard about french presidentials and may know we now have our own Bush's mini-me. Nice, innit?
So it's fairly time to get the fuck out of here. All I need is new IDs or a woman to marry (I'm good looking, well educated, I can cook, ... whatever it takes). I don't really care about the country. A sunny place would be fine but whatever...

oceanzen · Post by **oceanzen** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:54 am

Where you thinking of going?
I'm not offering to marry you and anyway I'm English.

Sorry about the right-winger winning, I've been following the French elections.
I do like your voting system though, makes sense to get it down to 2 contenders and then pick one.

daft cunt · Post by **daft cunt** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:45 pm

This time it's not even a matter of right or left-wing. It's about having as president a man who thinks homosexuality and delinquency are genetic concerns, who tried to pass a law saying that underprivileged people had to be recorded as potential criminals, who wants to put as prime minister a man who wants to privatize university, ... and having more than half of the population thinking it can be a good thing...

Thinking of any country where french or english is spoken. Don't know... always wanted to visit Canada...

soi · Post by **soi** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:41 pm

Yeah, Parisian suburbs will be on fire again in no time..
Come to Belgium.
And help us fight increasing right-wing tendencies.
We do have beautiful girls here.
Some.
Lots.
Dunno.
But lot's of good music !!!!!

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:44 pm

if you move to mexico, i can help you cross the border

seriously though, that SUCKS... canada seems like the best choice to me.

daft cunt · Post by **daft cunt** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:37 pm

Soi wrote:Yeah, Parisian suburbs will be on fire again in no time..
Come to Belgium.
And help us fight increasing right-wing tendencies.
We do have beautiful girls here.
Some.
Lots.
Dunno.
But lot's of good music !!!!!

Belgium sounds like a pretty good idea

How about the cost of life out there?
You in the Wallonie side?

dust shop · Post by **dust shop** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:56 pm

viendez en belgique amis français!
la Belgique c'est un peu comme groland mais en vrai (bon j'éxagère mais c'est plus peace). Et de fait le cout de la vie y est bien moins cher qu'en france. Et y a vraimet de chouettes villes pas cher aussi bien en Flandre qu'en Wallonie
C'est quand même moins facho que la france sans voulir offenser personne... mais à part dans le tiers monde, la france est le seul bled ou je me suis fait menacer de manière aussi agressive par des filcs....

daft cunt · Post by **daft cunt** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:17 pm

dust shop wrote:viendez en belgique amis français!
la Belgique c'est un peu comme groland mais en vrai (bon j'éxagère mais c'est plus peace). Et de fait le cout de la vie y est bien moins cher qu'en france. Et y a vraimet de chouettes villes pas cher aussi bien en Flandre qu'en Wallonie
C'est quand même moins facho que la france sans voulir offenser personne... mais à part dans le tiers monde, la france est le seul bled ou je me suis fait menacer de manière aussi agressive par des filcs....

Hehe, très très bon tout ca! Exactement ce que j'avais besoin d'entendre!

Sérieux, je pense que je vais déjà venir visiter le pays pendant l'été. Y'aura moyen que tu me tiennes au courant pour les bons plans soirées?
Je te contacterai avant de débarquer si tu veux bien.

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:27 pm

um, hellooOOOO! im an american, wheres the ENGLISH?!

what do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?

-trilingual

what do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
-bilingual

what do you call someone who speaks 1 language?

-american

hera · Post by **hera** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:24 pm

pics?

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:19 pm

I would strongly, STRONGLY advise against obtaining a marriage based visa to emigrate to the US. The red tape is ridiculous, and the USCIS is only getting stricter.

Canada's supposedly much easier.

Jennifer · Post by **Jennifer** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:21 pm

hera wrote:pics?

hehe

dust shop · Post by **dust shop** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:29 pm

so i'm gonna answer in english then!
a few pics from belgium (mostly cities):

a few places / organization to parrty:

http://stainage.com/four
http://www.recyclart.be/
http://www.magasin4.be/
http://www.botanique.be
http://www.vaartkapoen.be/
http://www.vooruit.be/
http://www.soundstation.be/
http://www.lazone.be/

peace

daft tnuc; fais moi signe qd tu débarques y a pas de problème[/img]

cogi · Post by **cogi** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:41 pm

I went to Belgium yeah and people dont even lock bikes.
Nice bikes as well just standing there on the pavement just waiting to be stolen by a scummy Englander like myself

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:42 pm

Belgium is gorgeous.

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:45 pm

Little Boh Peep wrote:Belgium is gorgeous.

agreed! really really beautiful place. maybe i'll move there.

seckle · Post by **seckle** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:46 pm

i could start some massive generalizing on this subject, but i'll refrain.

i'll say this though. american women are onto the sex-for-a-green-card routine, so you'll have to get up earlier in the morning to pull that one out of your hat.

big up all the immigration massive, looking at the angles.

bunzer0 · Post by **bunzer0** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:20 pm

dust shop wrote: so i'm gonna answer in english then!
a few pics from belgium (mostly cities):

a few places / organization to parrty:

http://stainage.com/four
http://www.recyclart.be/
http://www.magasin4.be/
http://www.botanique.be
http://www.vaartkapoen.be/
http://www.vooruit.be/
http://www.soundstation.be/
http://www.lazone.be/

peace

daft tnuc; fais moi signe qd tu débarques y a pas de problème[/img]

LOL are u workin for a belgian tourism office or what ????

daft cunt · Post by **daft cunt** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:03 am

Jennifer wrote:
hera wrote:pics?
hehe

Can only tell you that's too bad you live in the US

Merci Dust

hera · Post by **hera** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:15 am

oooh. sassy.

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