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RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 7:49 pm
by faust.dtc
So it looks like us sinners are still here.
Why wasn't you chosen?
I reckon I didn't because i am a womaniser and a sexist but mainly because I don't believe in god.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 7:55 pm
by Kodachrome
Prob got rejected because I'm a goatfucking sodomizer that loves drinking battery acid and banging male hookers.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:06 pm
by tomm
i was having a nap. i must have missed it.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:08 pm
by Raggles
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:18 pm
by knell
not 6pm here yet... how do i know you're real rapture zombies
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:23 pm
by faust.dtc
knell wrote:not 6pm here yet... how do i know you're real rapture zombies
Put your faith in me.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:25 pm
by knell
quick, prove it: say something only a rapture zombie would say
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:28 pm
by faust.dtc
Im not good under pressure.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:34 pm
by knell
that's exactly what a rapture zombie would say! i believe you now
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:35 pm
by faust.dtc
It is what Jesus told us to reply.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:56 pm
by firky
Cos I am Jesus H. Fucking Christ.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:03 pm
by tomm
i have a beer & a burrito and some 12k records CD's to listen to. am i heaven nao?
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:07 pm
by firky
Just made me think of this TBH:
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:36 pm
by Genevieve
Masturbation. Lots of it.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:46 am
by wolf89
I'm a massive pervert (not in a particularly horrrible way for most people though)
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:24 am
by hendramarshall
i rly cant believe i didnt get in... i tried so hard
guess you just cant fight the will of god
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:57 am
by apmje
I listen to Skrillex and I hear God is a 'deep head'.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 7:21 am
by jrosellie
i'm a sex addict among other things and like winning more than charlie sheen
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:46 am
by nowaysj
I idly watched the world be destroyed.
Re: RAPTURE REJECTS ROLL CALL
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 12:24 pm
by hayze99
I talk too fucking much