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things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:54 am
by say_whut
I was going to make cheese and crackers for lunch. Get the crackers and butter out with no problem, pour myself a glass of water too. Go back into the fridge and see the cheese at the back. I grab the corner of the bag and try and navigate it through my tiny fridge without causing a ruckus. Seriously, my fridge couldn't store a midget let alone a decent amount of food for a family of four.
Anyway, on the way out, the cheese knocks over a small jar of doritos mild salsa dip. It goes all over me and I don't even react. My mum heard the "racket" and proceeded to utter the usual "for fuck sake" etc. I kind of helped her, but was wiping all the dip off myself, I still reek of the stuff. I wasn't even angry nor mad, or even laughing. I just proceeded to cut my cheese slices and fuck off back to my room.
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:04 pm
by cityzen
You need to cut down on the green/wanking.
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:08 pm
by finji
well, there's been an annoying fly which has been bothering me for the past 30 hours or so, it keeps landing on my mouse arm. So i got a table tennis racket and whacked it hard, then picked it up by it's wing and threw it against my table!
the fly just got up looking confused and flew off, slightly slower and more carefully than usual.
I returned to fruity loops.
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:34 pm
by kidshuffle
I just woke up
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:36 pm
by kay
kidshuffle wrote:I just woke up
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:56 pm
by Widowmaker
i had a kfc and the chips were a bit cold.
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:40 pm
by Luke Yeah?
Widowmaker wrote:i had a kfc and the chips were a bit cold.
KFC chips are never warm! They always have the temperature of a potato that was simply showed the frier rather than actually been submerged in its fatty goodness.
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:54 pm
by say_whut
Luke Yeah? wrote:Widowmaker wrote:i had a kfc and the chips were a bit cold.
KFC chips are never warm! They always have the temperature of a potato that was simply showed the frier rather than actually been submerged in its fatty goodness.
They actually never are. I cover it up by taking a few chips and a bit of popcorn chicken and eating it together. Fuck microwaving it
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:27 pm
by noam
this thread has made no impact on my emotional state whatsoever
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:24 am
by skimpi
i want to go to bed, but i cant be arsed so im just gonna continue to sit here watching worlds strictest parents until this banana skin fully browns which will force me to take it off my lap and put it in the bin.
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:33 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
say_whut wrote:Luke Yeah? wrote:Widowmaker wrote:i had a kfc and the chips were a bit cold.
KFC chips are never warm! They always have the temperature of a potato that was simply showed the frier rather than actually been submerged in its fatty goodness.
They actually never are. I cover it up by taking a few chips and a bit of popcorn chicken and eating it together. Fuck microwaving it
so KFC chips are shit on your side of the world too...
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:26 am
by ketamine
How borring is my life at this moment I actually found OP's story riveting
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:50 am
by Kodachrome
ketamine wrote:How borring is my life at this moment I actually found OP's story riveting
He spins a good yarn.
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:10 am
by NRHc
KFC chips?? Is that like french fries? lol
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:32 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
NRHc wrote:KFC chips?? Is that like french fries? lol
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:39 am
by SGN
1) My boner.
2) VA - Bangs and Works Vol. 1
They are unrelated.
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:24 pm
by Widowmaker
NRHc wrote:KFC chips?? Is that like french fries? lol
No it's KFC CHIPS you Americunt!
Let'sask the colonel
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:37 am
by sigbowls
bump
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:34 am
by thatjsound
Widowmaker wrote:NRHc wrote:KFC chips?? Is that like french fries? lol
No it's KFC CHIPS you Americunt!
Let'sask the colonel
Shit, I didn't know KFC even made chips... or fries, or whatever the fuck. All I know is chicken
Re: things that have made you apathetic today
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:36 am
by nousd
it was a friendly gesture
a gift
homegrown...no chemicals or bad vibes
so used it & steamed eucalyptus oil to treat sinus infection
+ pseudoephydrine-based Sinutabs to ease pressure
& I am apathetic for some reason.
How did you know?