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Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:52 pm
by tylerblue
What do you use to clean it? I manage to make mine filthy within days of cleaning it with these alcohol wipe things, but I'm beginning to think that they allow for easier collection of dirt afterwords. It seems like I'm cleaning this goddamn thing more than I'm actually typing on it.
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:59 pm
by demonzEEK
what the fuck kind of shit heap of a house do you live in that your keyboard constantly gets dirty?
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:08 pm
by noam
my keyboard is one of them clear apple ones and its MINGIN
can see all sorts in there
pyabs n everythin
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:52 pm
by frank grimes jr.
Find beard hair in keyboard, beardstroke in the SNH anyway.
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:54 pm
by d-T-r
sure it's beard hair?
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:58 pm
by Pedro Sánchez

Daily

Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:01 pm
by LACE
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
Daily

If that could dual up as a vibrator..yaaa buddy. insta-purchase.
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:05 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
LACE wrote:Pedro Sánchez wrote:
Daily

If that could dual up as a vibrator..yaaa buddy. insta-purchase.
It canhelp clean you up before and after the sticky deed.
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:06 pm
by Shum
Would that thing be any good for cleaning greasy/sticky stuff? Depends on how aggresive the brushes are I suppose.
Mate of mine used to have one of these:
but it got lost at a party one time. I'm sure you could shape it into a dong if you were after some sexual satisfaction as well.
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:11 pm
by firky
I tried a touch screen keyboard at a tech fair a few years ago. It was good but it felt like typing on a bathroom tile.

Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:12 pm
by firky
Shum wrote:Would that thing be any good for cleaning greasy/sticky stuff? Depends on how aggresive the brushes are I suppose.
Mate of mine used to have one of these:
but it got lost at a party one time. I'm sure you could shape it into a dong if you were after some sexual satisfaction as well.
You can get that in ASDA but I like to keep my keyboard dirty. You never know when you're desperate enough to clean it out for a spliff. Don';t think I have ever cleaned a keyboard out.
Rubbed plenty of mouse's balls tho

Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:15 pm
by LACE
Shum wrote:
WE'RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE MAN.
reminds me of GAK

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Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:21 pm
by Shum
Gak was shit. All about this:

Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:35 pm
by south3rn
anyone try cyber clean on records?
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:47 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
south3rn wrote:anyone try cyber clean on records?
Gets rid of filth and gives you a deeper bass.
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:34 pm
by ascent
i have one of them see through apple ones
every month or so i take every single key off and clean them 1 by 1 and wipe down the actual keyboard
long process but it looks dirty otherwise.. so much shit gets under the keys
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:47 pm
by lyons238
get a beyboard cover on ebay for 1-5 bucks shipped. i got 2 for 1.37 each
Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:49 pm
by __________
Spilt loads of ale on my keyboard last night
At least it wasn't Tango or Lilt though I guess

Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:54 pm
by mVI
£10 Bag wrote:Spilt loads of ale on my keyboard last night
I spilt ale all over mine a couple of months ago. Arrow keys still ain't right

Re: Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:05 pm
by firky
ascent wrote:i have one of them see through apple ones
every month or so i take every single key off and clean them 1 by 1 and wipe down the actual keyboard
long process but it looks dirty otherwise.. so much shit gets under the keys
Apple products are never as design perfect as they claim. They're good though.
Or you could be anally retentive.