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for my bedroom light

I do


And it serves no use to me.

i do and my light never gets bright enough. Not sure if that's the dimmers fault but there you go

Duffman wrote:I do


And it serves no use to me.

You got a missus man? It should be serving a purpose if that is the case.

Shum wrote:

Duffman wrote:I do


And it serves no use to me.

You got a missus man? It should be serving a purpose if that is the case.

5 minutes in and out in the dark


Standard.

Duffman wrote:

Shum wrote:

Duffman wrote:I do


And it serves no use to me.

You got a missus man? It should be serving a purpose if that is the case.

5 minutes in and out in the dark


Standard.

This man is pro. There is a mission to be accomplished, there are means and ways to do this quickly and efficiently and most effectively in the dark.

In. Then out. Then sleep.

I have a Himalayan salt crystal lamp.
Glowing orange light.
Instant porno.

who the hell fucks in the dark?!

used to have one but it always buzzed loudly

how you gonna see the titties if it`s dark?

Electric_Head wrote:how you gonna see the titties if it`s dark?

night vision goggles... standard

Energy saving lightbulbs it goes crazy, becomes into a disco

...which is a bonus

particle-jim wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:how you gonna see the titties if it`s dark?

night vision goggles... standard

well std for you and me

plus, I`m generally not looking when they`re in my mouth anyway

danny scrilla wrote:who the hell fucks in the dark?!

People who pull birds from where I live. It's the only way to maintain an erection.

danny scrilla wrote:who the hell fucks in the dark?!

one time this girl that i managed to somehow charm into bed asked me to turn the lights off if we were gunna do it, i was a bit upset about this to say the least... then i realised it was actually coz she had wierd nipples

particle-jim wrote:

danny scrilla wrote:who the hell fucks in the dark?!

one time this girl that i managed to somehow charm into bed asked me to turn the lights off if we were gunna do it, i was a bit upset about this to say the least... then i realised it was actually coz she had wierd nipples

It's not about wierd nipples, or "wipples" as they are commonly known.

I want a clapper

weedlefruit wrote:

particle-jim wrote:

danny scrilla wrote:who the hell fucks in the dark?!

one time this girl that i managed to somehow charm into bed asked me to turn the lights off if we were gunna do it, i was a bit upset about this to say the least... then i realised it was actually coz she had wierd nipples

It's not about wierd nipples, or "wipples" as they are commonly known.

to be fair though she was fucking gorgeous despite having mismatched nipples, easily the best i've done for myself thus far

LACE wrote:I want a clapper

EDIT

then you have to make sure the girl/boy you bed isn't epileptic - after sex clapping for the win.