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What is your ideal job?

Post by PinUp » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:24 am

I need a new job but I want a sick one, what would be your perfect job?
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Post by wub » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:25 am

Independent record shop manager.


Or 1950s/60s Vegas lounge singer.
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by jugo » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:25 am

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Post by particle-jim » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:36 am

hollywood casting director...
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by LA_Boxers » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:16 am

Record Label owner/head honcho.
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Producer/DJ
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club night organiser

Pretty much Ben UFO or Loefahs jobs.
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Post by snypadub » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:50 am

Primary school teacher. Just over a year left then I can do it.
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by incnic » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:57 am

self employed 'artist'

lol

just gaev up my rather good job as an art diretcor to try this

prob end in tears etc lol
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by Soiree » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:52 pm

Revolutionizing the music industry, by writing for The Wire and living in London as an obsessed american, writing about all the music in a way people never thought of music journalism before. -q-
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by fassyman » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:03 pm

wub wrote:Independent record shop manager.
this.

or a bud tester in amsterdam :R:
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Post by laurent__duval » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:47 pm

freelance camera man that gets a lot of work working on big films all over the world. imagine getting in with someone like christopher nolan and being his go to man on the cam. not a DoP though, thats too much pressure, just a camera man would be good. you don't even have to focus that shit when you get to the top, theres someone who's job it is to focus and someone who's job it is to move the cables out of your way. sounds sweet as.
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by brasco » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:06 pm

LA_Boxers wrote:Record Label owner/head honcho.
b2b
Producer/DJ
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club night organiser

Pretty much Ben UFO or Loefahs jobs.
this definitely,

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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by Mr Hyde » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:30 pm

LA_Boxers wrote:Record Label owner/head honcho.
b2b
Producer/DJ
b2b
club night organiser

Pretty much Ben UFO or Loefahs jobs.

yeah, probably this. although i like just making music/going to clubs for fun- think it'd add a certain amount of stress knowing your livelihood was on the line but everything has its pro's and cons: astronaught, f1 driver (apart from the clean living), fighter pilot (apart from the clean living, going to war and killing people), pro snowboarder (apart from the constant of injury death), pornstar (apart from the camera crews and std's).
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by kidshuffle » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:52 pm

a lawyer, so i can be acceptably drunk all the time
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Post by Mehlovich » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:14 pm

check out Qualityhunters2.com - and become a quality hunter for Finn Air. Basically its about travelling round the world and blogging about it. oh and getting paid for it as well!

the best job though would be owning a record store in some city where people give a fuck about vinyl. And maybe make it a club at night.
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Post by oprs » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:26 pm

tattoo artist 8) but i already got it
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by dird » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:39 pm

running a label would be awesome, imagine it would be pretty tough dealing with releases and such tho
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by bigfootspartan » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:45 pm

Dermatology: getting paid shiploads to pop Botox in self conscious broads. Pus you get to shoot laser beams and stuff. If I was more motivated that's what I'd like to do anyways.
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by Duffman » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:58 pm

Musician, sound engineer, film director....


Preferably a job that lets you be creative.
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by wilson » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:05 pm

A blow...
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Re: What is your ideal job?

Post by DRTY » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:09 pm

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