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i hate the stuff

mayo is the tits. love it!

Gewze wrote:i fucking hate that stuff

couldn't agree more.

+1.

Every other condiment is better.

mayo is so good, why the hate!?

You just gotta go easy with it..

Always know your limit with mayo. Just a spoonful more and your sandwich is ruined. =/

I'm not as big on mayo as I used to be. Much prefer salad cream, sour cream and creme fraiche and stuff.

laurent__duval wrote:mayo is the tits. love it!

read this as "mayo on the tits. love it!"

Real mayo all the way, fuck off with that Miracle Whip imposter tangy crap.

my old flat used to go through a jar a week, so god damn tasty!

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autobot wrote:

my old flat used to go through a jar a week, so god damn tasty!

this is the one alright.

LACE wrote:You just gotta go easy with it..

Always know your limit with mayo.

Sound like you're talking about hard drugs.

I'm with OP though. Mayo is VILE.

Interesting fact; it's one of the most common causes of food poisoning; people/cafes/etc leave it out of the fridge for too long

Liam92 wrote:








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LACE wrote:You just gotta go easy with it..

Always know your limit with mayo. Just a spoonful more and your sandwich is ruined. =/

this is exactly what I was going to say... moderation is mayo's best friend

LACE wrote:You just gotta go easy with it..

Always know your limit with mayo. Just a spoonful more and your sandwich is ruined. =/

this reminded me of getting drunk with my mate the other week and he was dared to put 8 heaped teaspoons in his mouth and swallow it. he did and was sick in his mouth then swallowed it again

DRTY wrote:

LACE wrote:You just gotta go easy with it..

Always know your limit with mayo.

Sound like you're talking about hard drugs.

I'm with OP though. Mayo is VILE.

Interesting fact; it's one of the most common causes of food poisoning; people/cafes/etc leave it out of the fridge for too long

oh god the memories of food poisoning from mayo.. dunno why but I don't like any types of creams/sauces on my food other than ketchup (but only on certain foods burgers, fries, etc)

The fuck is miracle whip anyway? Pretty sure there's no fake mayo in the UK so I'm not versed in it.