so to cut a long story short, i got with some girl at my mates house when i was absolutely flyin on Mandy, and after she'd gone, my friends told me she was engaged and i was like "WHAAAAA??"
so she adds me on facebook and i dont accept the request, and today i get a message like 'so i realised he's not right for me when can we hook up?'
n im like "WHAAAAA??"
what did i do?!
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:25 pm
by ketamine
You're a tramp & she's a slut.
Guys better off and you two deserve each other.
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:26 pm
by ketamine
...oh and **climbs down off high horse** got any Mandy left ?
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:29 pm
by magma
Ouch. If you didn't know, you didn't know.... it's on her.
But it's not exactly a great omen for starting a relationship with someone, is it? Keep her at arm's length for a bit and see if she's still keen/sane/attractive after sorting out the wreck she's currently careering towards with her stiletto trapped under the accelerator.
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:32 pm
by grimesceneinvestigation
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:33 pm
by gwa
shag her best friend. it's what party malcolm would do
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:34 pm
by noam
ketamine wrote:You're a tramp & she's a slut.
Guys better off and you two deserve each other.
for real...
but serious, she's not even fit, and i have blackouts from the night... i got round to their house at 5am and left at 7pm the next day... i have NO idea what i was saying or doing
LAWL @ 'party Malcolm'
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:34 pm
by gwa
for the record i've done the same but she just felt guilty afterwards. don't fret about it
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:38 pm
by magma
noam wrote:she's not even fit
This makes things easier. Just tell her you're not interested and to sort her own life out. She probably just reckons she's got an opportunity to trade up from her current squeeze... and is being a bit of a tnuc considering how she's going about it.
The less you involve yourself the better, unless you want to end up in fisticuffs with a man who's almost certainly got less to lose in the looks stakes than you.
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:40 pm
by clifford_-
magma wrote:
noam wrote:she's not even fit
This makes things easier. Just tell her you're not interested and to sort her own life out. She probably just reckons she's got an opportunity to trade up from her current squeeze... and is being a bit of a tnuc considering how she's going about it.
The less you involve yourself the better, unless you want to end up in fisticuffs with a man who's almost certainly got less to lose in the looks stakes than you.
this is proper sound advice.
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:45 pm
by Refuzed
getting with someone on mandy = STOP CHEWING MY FACE OFF YOU TNUC
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:46 pm
by noam
yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:47 pm
by clifford_-
noam wrote:yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '
probably the best thing you could of done to be honest.
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:57 pm
by jameshk
Beat her, see if she still wants you. If she does, you have a chef and slave for life. Simples.
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:58 pm
by LA_Boxers
clifford_- wrote:
noam wrote:yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '
probably the best thing you could of done to be honest.
Man should take his own advice tho............and punch her in the face.......... or something on a similar tip.
EDIT - Story cool bro.
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:00 pm
by scspkr99
keep her on the long finger in case you're too skint to catch up with the other girl?
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:03 pm
by clifford_-
LA_Boxers wrote:
clifford_- wrote:
noam wrote:yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '
probably the best thing you could of done to be honest.
Man should take his own advice tho............and punch her in the face.......... or something on a similar tip.
EDIT - Story cool bro.
i can only get the feeling im on the receiving end of this atm, wernt quite engaged, but i get the idea thats pretty much what happened....
im just allowing it, but what he done seems to me to be the "mature" thing to do. whatever that is..!
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:11 pm
by noam
to be fair i had no idea she was engaged until she'd gone
im absolving myself of most (not all) of the responsibility
i been cheated on before after 18months and the chick lied cold straight to my face about it over and over, not nice
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:13 pm
by LA_Boxers
clifford_- wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:
clifford_- wrote:
noam wrote:yeh i basically said 'sounds like you have lot to sort out, take it easy ... '
probably the best thing you could of done to be honest.
Man should take his own advice tho............and punch her in the face.......... or something on a similar tip.
EDIT - Story cool bro.
i can only get the feeling im on the receiving end of this atm, wernt quite engaged, but i get the idea thats pretty much what happened....
im just allowing it, but what he done seems to me to be the "mature" thing to do. whatever that is..!
Sorry Cliffy.....was refering to Noam! You were just the last thing to quote. Just seems most of his responses are of the violent variety!
But no I actually believe he dealt with the situation very maturely.......which is very un-ninja like. (except for the getting with an ugly and blaming it on the mandy!)lol.
Re: i think i just broke up an engagement...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:16 pm
by noam
i made one joke bout cliff twattin his girlfriend for cheatin on him
i'd hardly say most of my posts are of the violent variety