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Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:34 pm
by donstone
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Finally Baby Jesus and I can sing Dubstep carols together while we wait for the rapture!

http://www.amazon.com/Christian-Dubstep ... 626&sr=8-1

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:35 pm
by vishes
Thank God.

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:37 pm
by DREdio
amazon is really pushing some ground breaking stuff right now

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:49 pm
by Widowmaker
How can you not cop after this review?

"For a long time, I've been talking with friends about the lack of Christ in rave culture. This album, and all of WOW records catalog, fills that void. As ravers, we party non stop til the break of dawn. We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC. So, having a catalog of fresh dubstep anthems that share that feeling of salvation is a major blessing. When we're rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love. We talk about our lord who art in heaven, and all of the angels, and saints, and our man in the Vatican with his killer wardrobe and hat collection. And, as I'm sure many ravers have done for a long time, we talk about the lack of Christ in Rave. Now, we don't have to wait. We can party on, and give praise to the lord. Amen."

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:51 pm
by threnody
HISTORY MAKER DUBSTEP REMIX! Out to Delirious.

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:05 pm
by Forum
Widowmaker wrote:How can you not cop after this review?

"For a long time, I've been talking with friends about the lack of Christ in rave culture. This album, and all of WOW records catalog, fills that void. As ravers, we party non stop til the break of dawn. We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC. So, having a catalog of fresh dubstep anthems that share that feeling of salvation is a major blessing. When we're rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love. We talk about our lord who art in heaven, and all of the angels, and saints, and our man in the Vatican with his killer wardrobe and hat collection. And, as I'm sure many ravers have done for a long time, we talk about the lack of Christ in Rave. Now, we don't have to wait. We can party on, and give praise to the lord. Amen."
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Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:13 pm
by ultraspatial
fuck this, i only worship the bass cannon

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:15 pm
by hdechter
Widowmaker wrote:When we're rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love........Amen.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:17 pm
by therapist
Widowmaker wrote:How can you not cop after this review?

"For a long time, I've been talking with friends about the lack of Christ in rave culture. This album, and all of WOW records catalog, fills that void. As ravers, we party non stop til the break of dawn. We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC. So, having a catalog of fresh dubstep anthems that share that feeling of salvation is a major blessing. When we're rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love. We talk about our lord who art in heaven, and all of the angels, and saints, and our man in the Vatican with his killer wardrobe and hat collection. And, as I'm sure many ravers have done for a long time, we talk about the lack of Christ in Rave. Now, we don't have to wait. We can party on, and give praise to the lord. Amen."
It took me until this point to be completely sure.

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:22 pm
by DJDM
christstep - so you can skank hard while you praise jesus

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:22 pm
by cultural delete
right enuff is enuf
dubstep has to stop right now...

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:43 pm
by dirt

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:50 pm
by -[2]DAY_-
the music was so bad, to boot.
i love how shit can be any tempo/style/quality and if you put a wobble anywhere, the general public says "oh good, dubstep"

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:55 pm
by Redderious
Widowmaker wrote: " We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC."
uh..no? :lol:

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:10 pm
by Isley
this is truly absurd.. wtf[?]

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:08 pm
by Towany
This is almost as bad as Bieber having a go at dubstep....almost

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:29 pm
by ehbes
Each Drop hits like a holy hand grenade of righteousness
:facepalm:

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:42 pm
by _cheef_
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:42 am
by redeyz
all the comments are so priceless. especially the Jewish guy denouncing the whole thing. oh my days...
I am a representative of J. H. Christ, CEO of Divine Justice ltd, you may even say God's representative on Earth. Divine Justice has released a press release on this piece of media and all other memorabilia of The Gospel.

"For many years, more than I care to broadcast, our company has overseen the product of Earth and regularly released all kinds of propaganda through our smaller company P.O.P.E ltd (Pentateuch Organisation for Propaganda on Earth). Due to our increasingly diminishing following in the 80s/90s, we decided to overlook the production of unofficial propaganda which, we freely admit, has served us well. However, as of January 2012, all unofficial productions must cease due to the coming event: End Of Days. (See press release 21, Mayan Age)" - J. H. Christ 2011

This unofficial statement has been released 12 months before any action shall be taken as an act of good faith. I, as a Jew, obviously love Dubstep and regret to be the bearer of bad news, however if these terms are not met in the allotted time there will be a repeat of Noahgate, which will momentarily put out the fires of hell released in December 2012 and all offenders will face a court hearing and further persecution such as name calling and poking.

Regards,
Alex Goldsteinbergstein

Re: Holy dubstep!

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:47 am
by leyenda
Lawl, of course Mala pioneered Christstep by having over 9000 tracks with Jah in the title.