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when i was a kid i strategically learned to wank with my left hand whilst browsing porn with my right hand on the mouse (im right handed)
i've never understood why people wank with their dominant hand
(no homo)

haha made me laugh so hard with the multi tasked wank. all about the sleepin beauty

Look ma no hands!

one time i woke up with morning wood and rubbed my nob across the bedsheets a few times and i came everywhere

No option for ambijerxtrous.
When I was really young I noticed some of them bend drastically to the left or right, and put it down to pulling on it with a single hand. I wanted to avoid that.

wormcode wrote:ambijerxtrous

nah thats just peyronie's disease
i can't watch porn if the man has a curved dick, totally kills the mood, its like watching tentacle porn

pikeymobile wrote:nah thats just peyronie's disease
i can't watch porn if the man has a curved dick, totally kills the mood, its like watching tentacle porn

Haha didn't know the actual name, but yeah when I got older I figured it wasn't literally from using only one hand. By then I had already mastered the art of switching though.

when i was a kid my one friend told me that if i wanked too much my willy would contort
i proved him wrong

why is there always so much chat about wanking on here now.

AntlionUK wrote:why is there always so much chat about wanking on here now.

its the internet....

AntlionUK wrote:why is there always so much chat about wanking on here now.

makes a change from the god and reality threads where too many dick eds get together and talk philosophy like a bunch of 14 year old stoners innit

pikeymobile wrote:

AntlionUK wrote:why is there always so much chat about wanking on here now.

makes a change from the god and reality threads where too many dick eds get together and talk philosophy like a bunch of 14 year old stoners innit

better than threads talking about bashing mans dickhead

wormcode wrote:No option for ambijerxtrous.
When I was really young I noticed some of them bend drastically to the left or right, and put it down to pulling on it with a single hand. I wanted to avoid that.

Begs the question why you were looking so closely at erections from when you were really young.

Man-bidextrous.

both hands at the same time if you can't, get the fuck out of this thread.

Nevalo wrote:

pikeymobile wrote:

AntlionUK wrote:why is there always so much chat about wanking on here now.

makes a change from the god and reality threads where too many dick eds get together and talk philosophy like a bunch of 14 year old stoners innit

better than threads talking about bashing mans dickhead

Not really



I'm in a similar boat as OP, left hand doing the business, right on the mouse,
But as time passed by, i learnt to switch hands at time and now i can proudly say i'm a fully two handed wanker

this thread has inspired me to learn how to right hand wank
thanks guys

pikeymobile wrote:when i was a kid i strategically learned to wank with my left hand whilst browsing porn with my right hand on the mouse (im right handed)
i've never understood why people wank with their dominant hand
(no homo)

That's odd... I used to browse the net with my willy so I had both my hands free to bust gun fingers.

right... but after all these years i am finally learning to use the other. it's awkward but i'm getting better