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I don't understand.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/ma ... oy-tourism

Despite that fact Mugabe, 88, is under a travel ban, he has been honoured as a "leader for tourism" by the UN's World Tourism Organisation,

Improbable as it seems, the Zimbabwean president, who is widely accused of ethnic cleansing, rigging elections, terrorising opposition, controlling media and presiding over a collapsed economy, has been endorsed as a champion of efforts to boost global holidaymaking.

Despite that fact Mugabe, 88, is under a travel ban, he has been honoured as a "leader for tourism" by the UN's World Tourism Organisation,

that's the thing i laughed at that bit too, but it's the UN, it shouldn't be funny

yeah this is just ridiculous, although i hope this is just some plan to just get him a job he can't fuck up.

excellent

perfect man for the job, if only he had more power, i for one for one would feel safer

WTF

Duuhhhhh?

This can't be real, can it? The fuck?

I thought the title men Robert Mugabe has asked to be a UN 'leader for tourism' and i thought that was ridiculous, now I see that he has been asked to be fucked up.

what the actual fuck?

Tourism ambassador with a travel ban, pure comedy.

Why do you find this welcome news so amusing gentlemen? We are are country where many citizens want to leave and travel the world. The white imperialists of Europe and America may see fit to deny me access to their countries but that does not mean that I would deny their tourists access to my world of wonders. As reported, the situation on the ground in Zimbabwe is not as bad as portrayed in western propaganda. For example, inflation is down from 24 000% in 2009 to 6.5% this year. Food is available on the shelves and many people can afford to buy it. http://www.fews.net/docs/Publications/Z ... 011_09.pdf. If you have any sensible enquiries about my arrangement with UNWTO, please contact my spokesman, Mr Gumbo.

Sounds like FIFA

mugabe wrote:Why do you find this welcome news so amusing gentlemen? We are are country where many citizens want to leave and travel the world. The white imperialists of Europe and America may see fit to deny me access to their countries but that does not mean that I would deny their tourists access to my world of wonders. As reported, the situation on the ground in Zimbabwe is not as bad as portrayed in western propaganda. For example, inflation is down from 24 000% in 2009 to 6.5% this year. Food is available on the shelves and many people can afford to buy it. http://www.fews.net/docs/Publications/Z ... 011_09.pdf. If you have any sensible enquiries about my arrangement with UNWTO, please contact my spokesman, Mr Gumbo.

I totally forgot Mugabe had a DSF account.

hahahaha that's brilliant 'world of wonders'

mugabe wrote:Why do you find this welcome news so amusing gentlemen? We are are country where many citizens want to leave and travel the world. The white imperialists of Europe and America may see fit to deny me access to their countries but that does not mean that I would deny their tourists access to my world of wonders. As reported, the situation on the ground in Zimbabwe is not as bad as portrayed in western propaganda. For example, inflation is down from 24 000% in 2009 to 6.5% this year. Food is available on the shelves and many people can afford to buy it. http://www.fews.net/docs/Publications/Z ... 011_09.pdf. If you have any sensible enquiries about my arrangement with UNWTO, please contact my spokesman, Mr Gumbo.

OMG clicked "profile" and this guy stays in character through all 85 posts