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Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:25 pm
by faust.dtc
Just wondering.

Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:30 pm
by dubfordessert
doubtful
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:31 pm
by kidshuffle
probably has a bidet
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:31 pm
by pikeymobile
i wish i had a bidet
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:35 pm
by kidshuffle
me too
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:39 pm
by sigbowls
she turns into a cat and licks her but
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:49 pm
by cloquet
she's a fiercely independent woman
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:54 pm
by Genevieve
She gets a butt transplant after every poop.
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:19 pm
by dubctep
Genevieve wrote:She gets a butt transplant after every poop.
this
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:25 pm
by AxeD
Godawful person
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:38 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
Bidets - don't believe the hype.
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:36 pm
by garethom
Queen has no anus, 4 real. She just quietly lays a swan egg.
You ever seen a swan hatch before? Exactly.
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:42 pm
by Func
pikeymobile wrote:i wish i had a bidet
don't we all
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:47 pm
by dsprainman
haha bidet
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:01 am
by Liam92
tnuc.
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:16 am
by cloquet
I think a better poll would be "would you wipe the Queen's arse?"
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:18 am
by Samuel_L_Damnson
I would wipe the qeens arse with a barbed wires
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:24 am
by kidshuffle
idontreallygiveashit wrote:Bidets - don't believe the hype.
Have you ever used a royal bidet?
I'm sure all those tax dollars washing your ass feels incredible
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:26 am
by Samuel_L_Damnson
kidshuffle wrote:idontreallygiveashit wrote:Bidets - don't believe the hype.
Have you ever used a royal bidet?
I'm sure all those tax dollars washing your ass feels incredible
Pounds doe
Re: Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:29 am
by cloquet
Sinestepper wrote:a barbed wires