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Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:39 am
by Naan_Bread
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:44 am
by wub
Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle.
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:45 am
by nitz
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:49 am
by esfandyar
the japanese love them. dead, raw, and plated as sashimi.
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:57 am
by Naan_Bread

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When I was in Vietnam I eat opposite a restaurant specialising in horse stew. They had decorated by plastering all the walls, inside and out,with low-res equestrian pictures.
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:41 pm
by Caski
horses d'ouvres
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:56 pm
by skwiggo
horseriders are twats
just had to get that in there
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:40 pm
by Naan_Bread
skwiggo wrote:horseriders are twats
just had to get that in there
but why?
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:06 pm
by skwiggo
they just are - theres no explanation needed
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:11 pm
by wolf89
I live so much in the arse end of nowhere that I've gone to the pub before and seen a horse tied outside.
That would be great. Can't drunkenly crash a horse on the way home.
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:12 pm
by wolf89
skwiggo wrote:they just are - theres no explanation needed
Girls who ride horses are always dirty as fuck.
Or at least that's the general consensus round here...
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:14 pm
by skwiggo
wolf89 wrote:I live so much in the arse end of nowhere that I've gone to the pub before and seen a horse tied outside.
That would be great. Can't drunkenly crash a horse on the way home.
i've never seen someone take their horse to the pub before thats pretty cool. i can imagine the ride home would be fun lol
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:17 pm
by Naan_Bread
wolf89 wrote:That would be great. Can't drunkenly crash a horse on the way home.
The horse can crash you though.
I have more hate for "horsey people" than horses themselves.
My step-aunt has holographic table-mats of running horses - fucking quality.
yeigh or neigh
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:18 pm
by ehbes
wub wrote:Dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle.
Sherlocks Holmes?
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:19 pm
by skwiggo
also the only horse riders around where i live are middle aged twats who use the roads as their own personal grand national. had a few annoying experiences. that probably colours my opinion tbh.
although at my university there are quite a lot of posh horse rider type girls...
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:57 pm
by kidshuffle
you need to meet a redneck then.
horses scare me.
Re: Horses
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:44 pm
by scattybeanhead
wolf89 wrote:skwiggo wrote:they just are - theres no explanation needed
Girls who ride horses are always dirty as fuck.
Or at least that's the general consensus round here...
my ex rode horses...

Re: Horses
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:45 am
by Terpit
What the fuck is a horse anyway?
Re: Horses
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:49 am
by Morrello
Terpit wrote:What the fuck is a horse anyway?
That is like asking what is water? It's a difficult question, because water is impossible to describe. One might ask the same about birds. What are birds? We just don't know.
Re: Horses
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:53 am
by Terpit
Are they like sea lions of the land? with head of dog and leg of cow?